Quoting Rose1968Shah:

I think the model of the month is sexy...thank-you for letting the guys be on display too.

I think the model of the month is sexy...thank-you for letting the guys be on display too.

Quoting SwtFLLdy:

Re: Poor thing - I mean WOW! lol

RK20032000 write:

Re: Hurricane said I am slightly larger than a tic tac. I am not allowed to make pitches unless I bring her.

motorpsych0bich write:

Re:Hey is that your pitch.."ill make ur mouth feel minty fresh, all u gotta do is open up and say ahhh"

RK20032000 write:

Re: Sorry Ladies I am hung like a tic tac. But it always seems to make me happy. I have a modeling conflict anyway I have to dress up as a babe for the Breast Cancer Fashion show on 9/22. I am in training right now.

Re: Poor thing - I mean WOW! lol

RK20032000 write:

Re: Hurricane said I am slightly larger than a tic tac. I am not allowed to make pitches unless I bring her.

motorpsych0bich write:

Re:Hey is that your pitch.."ill make ur mouth feel minty fresh, all u gotta do is open up and say ahhh"

RK20032000 write:

Re: Sorry Ladies I am hung like a tic tac. But it always seems to make me happy. I have a modeling conflict anyway I have to dress up as a babe for the Breast Cancer Fashion show on 9/22. I am in training right now.

Quoting longbeard52:

Quote: "ok but I want to borrow that peter meter. You know these red ribbons aren't free and I want to be sure I am getting my money worth....lol "

A carpenter's rule will do nicely,,

Quote: "ok but I want to borrow that peter meter. You know these red ribbons aren't free and I want to be sure I am getting my money worth....lol "

A carpenter's rule will do nicely,,

Quoting Rose1968Shah:

ok but I want to borrow that peter meter. You know these red ribbons aren't free and I want to be sure I am getting my money worth....lol

ok but I want to borrow that peter meter. You know these red ribbons aren't free and I want to be sure I am getting my money worth....lol

Quoting RK20032000:

Re: Stay tuned next week..... maneater write: We go from male models to peter meters!!!! Oh My....

Quoting longbeard52:

Quote: If I don't have a blue ribbon what do I get for a red ribbon?
Aye, a Soviet guy in a Kilt. lol. The dancer is the daughter of the person taking the picture.

Quote: If I don't have a blue ribbon what do I get for a red ribbon?
Aye, a Soviet guy in a Kilt. lol. The dancer is the daughter of the person taking the picture.

Quoting RK20032000:

Re: Hurricane said I am slightly larger than a tic tac. I am not allowed to make pitches unless I bring her. motorpsych0bich write: Re:Hey is that your pitch.."ill make ur mouth feel minty fresh, all u gotta do is open up and say ahhh" RK20032000 write: Re: Sorry Ladies I am hung like a tic tac. But it always seems to make me happy. I have a modeling conflict anyway I have to dress up as a babe for the Breast Cancer Fashion show on 9/22. I am in training right now.

Quoting Rose1968Shah:

Well, thats a kilt, (women wear skirts) drugs?? do you mean the "synthoil" thats not a drug, just something to fill space like silicone, at any rate, The pic is of me, along with a friend's daughter at the local highland games (Scotland) And yes, I did enjoy some tasty Haggis. (If yer be wantin' to see whats oonder a Scotsman's Kilt, well several pints O' guid Ale may do it.Bring yer best blue ribbon,,,)

Your daughter is cute.
If I don't have a blue ribbon what do I get for a red ribbon?

Well, thats a kilt, (women wear skirts) drugs?? do you mean the "synthoil" thats not a drug, just something to fill space like silicone, at any rate, The pic is of me, along with a friend's daughter at the local highland games (Scotland) And yes, I did enjoy some tasty Haggis. (If yer be wantin' to see whats oonder a Scotsman's Kilt, well several pints O' guid Ale may do it.Bring yer best blue ribbon,,,)

Your daughter is cute.
If I don't have a blue ribbon what do I get for a red ribbon?

Quoting motorpsych0bich:

Re:Hey is that your pitch.."ill make ur mouth feel minty fresh, all u gotta do is open up and say ahhh" RK20032000 write: Re: Sorry Ladies I am hung like a tic tac. But it always seems to make me happy. I have a modeling conflict anyway I have to dress up as a babe for the Breast Cancer Fashion show on 9/22. I am in training right now.

Quoting RK20032000:

Re: Sorry Ladies I am hung like a tic tac. But it always seems to make me happy. I have a modeling conflict anyway I have to dress up as a babe for the Breast Cancer Fashion show on 9/22. I am in training right now. irishpatti write: Re: I have the peter meter reader. RK get in line NOW! LOL HDsweetcheeks write: Dont ever say shortly when asking a man to undress lol great opening now we can weed out the ones that dont know their right from their left lol

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Im sure they have all measured themselves..its a guy thing lol

Im sure they have all measured themselves..its a guy thing lol

Quoting irishpatti:

Re: The x boyfriend always laughed that his exceeded the meter! LOL Always told nme to get a bigger meter. HDsweetcheeks write: peter meter?? lol ohh now ur scaring them away!

Quoting CinnamonGirlOH:

Nah,you know how curious men are...they'd be wondering where they rated compared to every one else!

Nah,you know how curious men are...they'd be wondering where they rated compared to every one else!

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

peter meter?? lol ohh now ur scaring them away!

peter meter?? lol ohh now ur scaring them away!

Quoting irishpatti:

Re:Let inquiring minds know that sell those at the Velvet Touch! LOL I always used to keep one in the hatband of my cowboy hat! CinnamonGirlOH write: Re: irishpatti write: Re: I have the peter meter reader. Patti, Do they sell those at Walmart or on QVC? Inquiring minds want to know!

Quoting CinnamonGirlOH:

Re: irishpatti write: Re: I have the peter meter reader.

Patti,

Do they sell those at Walmart or on QVC? Inquiring minds want to know!

Quoting irishpatti:

Re: I have the peter meter reader. RK get in line NOW! LOL HDsweetcheeks write: Dont ever say shortly when asking a man to undress lol great opening now we can weed out the ones that dont know their right from their left lol

Quoting CinnamonGirlOH:

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: Dont ever say shortly when asking a man to undress lol

Oh man, WTF was I thinking?LOL

Okay, we will rephrase that...line forms to the left,and we will be with you in a big long while...happy now,partner?:>)

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Dont ever say shortly when asking a man to undress lol

great opening now we can weed out the ones that dont know their right from their left lol

Dont ever say shortly when asking a man to undress lol

great opening now we can weed out the ones that dont know their right from their left lol

Quoting longbeard52:

okay ladies, here I am, lookin's a quid, droolin' a shilling more....

okay ladies, here I am, lookin's a quid, droolin' a shilling more....