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Posted on Tue, Aug 28, 2007 20:41

MASTURBATE FOR PEACE (slogans) Three times a day keeps war at bay Save our nation through masturbation A stroke a day keeps the bombs away All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff I'm going blind for mankind If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough


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Posted on Fri, Sep 07, 2007 06:08

Re: demoman write: Re: HDsweetcheeks write: Selective?? Pulse? Legs? Hair?..maybe all their teeth if your lucky?? lol : ) Im not all that selective. lol.

Good to keep your standards low, esp around here lol : ) Ok im gonna get shit for that one..I was just kidding..for those of you sensitive people : )


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Posted on Thu, Sep 06, 2007 17:18

K I can still read this so I'll get right on that Demo...LOL


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Posted on Thu, Sep 06, 2007 16:39

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: Selective?? Pulse? Legs? Hair?..maybe all their teeth if your lucky?? lol : )

Im not all that selective. lol.


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Posted on Thu, Sep 06, 2007 05:13

Selective?? Pulse? Legs? Hair?..maybe all their teeth if your lucky?? lol : )


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Posted on Wed, Sep 05, 2007 16:38

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: So Demo what you are saying is that they have all moved very far away from you afterwards with no contact??..hmm not sure if that is good or not...but I will take my chances. Dont even have a picture of a bathroom wall that says "for a good time call Demo"??

Well its not like i go after all women. im very selective. Were also talking a long time frame here as well. and when its over , i dont keep in contact.lol. Also, Let me know what bathroom and ill get someone on that writing asap.


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Posted on Wed, Sep 05, 2007 05:48

So Demo what you are saying is that they have all moved very far away from you afterwards with no contact??..hmm not sure if that is good or not...but I will take my chances. Dont even have a picture of a bathroom wall that says "for a good time call Demo"??


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Posted on Tue, Sep 04, 2007 19:50

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: So do you have any references we can check out Demo?? lol : )

hahaha i dont tell my past acquaintances names. actually no idea where they are now...lol Put me to the test and you can be my first reference...lol


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Posted on Tue, Sep 04, 2007 08:10

You heard about that trucker that was driving down the interstate playing with himself....switched hands and forgot what he was doing. Ok James there is your monthly trucker joke.


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Posted on Tue, Sep 04, 2007 08:08

So do you have any references we can check out Demo?? lol : )


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Posted on Fri, Aug 31, 2007 19:07

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: Demo me too! I like the second part better too...call me selfish! LOL : )

well sweet, actualy im really good at the second part, but i wont give away my secrets...lol


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Posted on Fri, Aug 31, 2007 06:14

Demo me too! I like the second part better too..call me selfish! LOL : )


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Posted on Thu, Aug 30, 2007 16:40

Re: hossv8 write: Demo my man... You must remember to recycle...get your girlfriends to give you ome of those OLAY face moisturer bottles and fill them up with your handmade protein elixirs...your body spent a lot of time making that moisturizer...someone should be using that to put a better face forward.... Heh heh

Damn hoss, if i do that i wont make the money I'm making daily at the sperm bank. I'm raking in at least hummm 2 times a day and 7 days a week and one extra time for Sunday, times 4.5 weeks a month. plus an extra thrown in...damn, my abacus broke. Sweet, are you sure your up to ferthering my education?. tell ya what, ill let you teach me how guys should be doing it and then you can teach me how women do it to themself...hehehe...hummmm i kinna like the second part better...lol


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Posted on Thu, Aug 30, 2007 14:57

Re: demoman write: MASTURBATE FOR PEACE (slogans) Three times a day keeps war at bay Save our nation through masturbation A stroke a day keeps the bombs away All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff I'm going blind for mankind If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough

Demo my man... You must remember to recycle...get your girlfriends to give you ome of those OLAY face moisturer bottles and fill them up with your handmade protein elixirs...your body spent a lot of time making that moisturizer...someone should be using that to put a better face forward.... Heh heh


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Posted on Thu, Aug 30, 2007 06:43

Re: I love that song STROKIN. captainron883 write: This idea is a Stroke of genius! Footnote: Maybe this is how our new model got those guns? Right gun does look bigger.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 30, 2007 06:33

Im extremely Happy!! might even be happier later lol : ) D!! LMAO!!


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Posted on Wed, Aug 29, 2007 17:01

Re: HDsweetcheeks write: I always say you have to make yourself happy before you can make someone else happy..Demo are you happy now?? : )

hell im always happy.. wondering how many others are...lol


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Posted on Wed, Aug 29, 2007 17:00

Re: PMS write: FFS Demo...... Remind me NOT to read your blogs when TRYING to drink my morning coffee.

hahaha im here to please....me... and you... and me again... and someone else...and me again....


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Posted on Wed, Aug 29, 2007 11:51

Re: CinnamonGirlOH write: I think we should all support Demo for stepping up and taking things in hand...

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Posted on Wed, Aug 29, 2007 11:46

Re: CinnamonGirlOH write: I think we should all support Demo for stepping up and taking things in hand...

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