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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 06:29

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old whitemale resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Fridaynight. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was chargedwith lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on hisway home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was noone around for miles - or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around"he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that hepulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt wasappropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed tonotice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you'rehaving sex with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and thenhe looked me straight in the face and said..... A pumpkin? F**k me..... is it midnight already??"


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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 18:47

Hmmmm and here I thought he was in the Atlanta area. lol


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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 11:05

Re:LMAO Junie! Junie2006 write: ......later in the police cells his mum came to fetch him. She gave him one look and said "But Son, I don't understand. You said you always hate vegetables.... PS That was a good one.



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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 09:00

it's important to be able to sort out the jailbait.....

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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 08:55

ya know,,,,,,,,sometimes ya just gotta get em drunk!

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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 08:51

....ahh................and so little time........

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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 08:43

a "spitter"???

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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 08:24

That explans what happened to this pumpkin.

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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 08:18

Now GA authorities have just issued an APB on Peter Peter the pumpkin eater.


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Posted on Mon, Aug 27, 2007 08:12

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater Had a wife and couldn't shaft her Put it in a Pumpkin shell and pumped away all night very well. You see officer I'm Peter Pumpkin eater and I put my wife in a pumpkin shell and well I forgot which one so this is the only way I find which one she is in. "Muriel. Are you in there?" JUnie


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 17:09

Puts a new meaning to pumpkin seeds.. now i know why theyre so salty sometimes...


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 11:09

well....it would appear that you Georgia women have "competition".


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 10:17

yah yah yah..excuse me now.......I'm off to the pumpkin patch....um....cuz...I'm a..um.....gonna bake a pie..yah....that's it....bake a pie. :)


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TreasureTheHobo
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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 08:46

I find this completely offensive. As the president of SOP (Save Our Pumpkins) I must report you for abuse. Spreading these jokes and stories only deepens the prejudice against these innocent gourds.


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 08:07

......later in the police cells his mum came to fetch him. She gave him one look and said "But Son, I don't understand. You said you always hate vegetables.... PS That was a good one.


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 08:03

I think it's hysterical just the way it is. Thanks for the laugh.


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 07:15

OMG, OMG what lengths youse guys will go to sometimes....I SWEAR..... Babe, this was really a GOOD ONE for me this morning and I WILL PASS IT ON to "ALL" of my male friends as well as us females....WHAT A HOOT. He'll NEVER LIVE THAT ONE 'DOWN'.....LMAO LMAO LMAO


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 06:53

Maybe there's better last line to this....can anyone think of one?? "A pumpkin???.............."


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Posted on Sun, Aug 26, 2007 06:34

How 'bout them Bulldogs?


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