In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old whitemale resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Fridaynight. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was chargedwith lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on hisway home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was noone around for miles - or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around"he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that hepulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt wasappropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed tonotice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you'rehaving sex with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and thenhe looked me straight in the face and said..... A pumpkin? F**k me..... is it midnight already??"
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old whitemale resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Fridaynight. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was chargedwith lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on hisway home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was noone around for miles - or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around"he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that hepulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt wasappropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed tonotice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you'rehaving sex with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and thenhe looked me straight in the face and said..... A pumpkin? F**k me..... is it midnight already??"
Junie2006 write: ......later in the police cells his mum came to fetch him. She gave him one look and said "But Son, I don't understand. You said you always hate vegetables....
PS That was a good one.
Re:LMAO Junie!
Junie2006 write: ......later in the police cells his mum came to fetch him. She gave him one look and said "But Son, I don't understand. You said you always hate vegetables....
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater Had a wife and couldn't shaft her Put it in a Pumpkin shell and pumped away all night very well.
You see officer I'm Peter Pumpkin eater and I put my wife in a pumpkin shell and well I forgot which one so this is the only way I find which one she is in. "Muriel. Are you in there?"
JUnie
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn't shaft her
Put it in a Pumpkin shell
and pumped away all night very well.
You see officer I'm Peter Pumpkin eater and I put my wife in a pumpkin shell and well I forgot which one so this is the only way I find which one she is in. "Muriel. Are you in there?"
I find this completely offensive. As the president of SOP (Save Our Pumpkins) I must report you for abuse. Spreading these jokes and stories only deepens the prejudice against these innocent gourds.
I find this completely offensive. As the president of SOP (Save Our Pumpkins) I must report you for abuse. Spreading these jokes and stories only deepens the prejudice against these innocent gourds.
......later in the police cells his mum came to fetch him. She gave him one look and said "But Son, I don't understand. You said you always hate vegetables....
PS That was a good one.
......later in the police cells his mum came to fetch him. She gave him one look and said "But Son, I don't understand. You said you always hate vegetables....
OMG, OMG what lengths youse guys will go to sometimes....I SWEAR..... Babe, this was really a GOOD ONE for me this morning and I WILL PASS IT ON to "ALL" of my male friends as well as us females....WHAT A HOOT. He'll NEVER LIVE THAT ONE 'DOWN'.....LMAO LMAO LMAO
OMG, OMG what lengths youse guys will go to sometimes....I SWEAR.....
Babe, this was really a GOOD ONE for me this morning and I WILL PASS IT ON to "ALL" of my male friends as well as us females....WHAT A HOOT. He'll NEVER LIVE THAT ONE 'DOWN'.....LMAO LMAO LMAO
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