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AIN'T THAT RIGHT GIRL!
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Posted on Thu, Aug 16, 2007 20:04
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Quoting REALLYRED9:
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put in a container of alcohol (JACK DANIELS)
The second worm was put in a container of cigarette smoke (LUCKY STRIKES)
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup (HERSHEY'S)
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:
1st worm in alcohol - DEAD
2nd worm in cigarette smoke - DEAD
3rd worm in chocolate syrup - DEAD
4th worm in good soil - ALIVE
So the minister asked the congregation "what can you learn from this demonstration?"
MAXINE was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said "As long as you DRINK, SMOKE AND EAT CHOCOLATE, you won't have worms"!!!!
That pretty much ended the service!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put in a container of alcohol (JACK DANIELS)
The second worm was put in a container of cigarette smoke (LUCKY STRIKES)
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup (HERSHEY'S)
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:
1st worm in alcohol - DEAD
2nd worm in cigarette smoke - DEAD
3rd worm in chocolate syrup - DEAD
4th worm in good soil - ALIVE
So the minister asked the congregation "what can you learn from this demonstration?"
MAXINE was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said "As long as you DRINK, SMOKE AND EAT CHOCOLATE, you won't have worms"!!!!
That pretty much ended the service!
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Posted on Tue, Sep 18, 2007 08:23
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Quoting REALLYRED9:
Get to it James!
Get to it James!
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james77075
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Posted on Mon, Sep 17, 2007 14:55
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Quoting james77075:
...well..can i eat the worm???....;p
...well..can i eat the worm???....;p
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Posted on Mon, Sep 17, 2007 11:34
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Quoting REALLYRED9:
LUV YA TOO PADDY!!!
LUV YA TOO PADDY!!!
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ohsusieq
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Posted on Fri, Aug 17, 2007 11:22
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Quoting ohsusieq:
LMAO
Good answer Charlie
LMAO
Good answer Charlie
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TreasureTheHobo
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Posted on Fri, Aug 17, 2007 10:29
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Quoting TreasureTheHobo:
HA! That was cute Red!!
HA! That was cute Red!!
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PADDYWADDY
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Posted on Fri, Aug 17, 2007 05:53
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Quoting PADDYWADDY:
TOO CUTE LOVE YA RED
TOO CUTE LOVE YA RED
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Posted on Thu, Aug 16, 2007 22:20
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Quoting REALLYRED9:
Hey darlin Charlie..got to luv ya!
Hey darlin Charlie..got to luv ya!
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CHARLIEBULL
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Posted on Thu, Aug 16, 2007 20:09
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Quoting CHARLIEBULL:
HOT DAMN!!!
Worm free ladies
HOT DAMN!!!
Worm free ladies
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