> age: Old enough to know better and young enough to do it anyway > height: tall enough to reach what I want > Weight: enough to hold on to but not so much my bed needs more supports > Hair: long enough to hang onto during the ride > eyes: 2 are nice using them is not required(unless your operating motorized machinery) hands are good too > > NO Drugs, Drunks, Drama Kings or Harem owners > Allergies to BS > Smokers not in my house....outside > Your EX Your problem ...I shot on site > Kids love them ... Have them...Diapers been there done that ..DONE > > Not your mom or your employee > No neat freaks > No slobs (unless you provide the maid) > No ADD/ ADHD, Bipolar, or drag me down with you Depressed > individuals with or without meds > NO one with more issues than my son or more Drama than General Hospital > > No Drooping pants. If you don't know your clothing size by now move > home to your mom > > If you have childhood trauma OK Get over it...we all have problems > > No Animals > No Kids > No Puke > No Poop > No Golden Showers > NO Blood > No Intense Pain (a small amount is ok) > > NO Sports or Outdoor Freaks (I require indoor plumbing and I sleep in a bed) > NO Shrines of any kind > > English is the only language I know. This is America learn the language. > > NO matter what you call It this is a date and I am a Lady. I expect to be treated as such. If you want something less I can give you directions to the proper street to go on to get them services. > > Have a Nice Day!!
> age: Old enough to know better and young enough to do it anyway
> height: tall enough to reach what I want
> Weight: enough to hold on to but not so much my bed needs more supports
> Hair: long enough to hang onto during the ride
> eyes: 2 are nice using them is not required(unless your operating motorized machinery) hands are good too
>
> NO Drugs, Drunks, Drama Kings or Harem owners
> Allergies to BS
> Smokers not in my house....outside
> Your EX Your problem ...I shot on site
> Kids love them ... Have them...Diapers been there done that ..DONE
>
> Not your mom or your employee
> No neat freaks
> No slobs (unless you provide the maid)
> No ADD/ ADHD, Bipolar, or drag me down with you Depressed
> individuals with or without meds
> NO one with more issues than my son or more Drama than General Hospital
>
> No Drooping pants. If you don't know your clothing size by now move
> home to your mom
>
> If you have childhood trauma OK Get over it...we all have problems
>
> No Animals
> No Kids
> No Puke
> No Poop
> No Golden Showers
> NO Blood
> No Intense Pain (a small amount is ok)
>
> NO Sports or Outdoor Freaks (I require indoor plumbing and I sleep in a bed)
> NO Shrines of any kind
>
> English is the only language I know. This is America learn the language.
>
> NO matter what you call It this is a date and I am a Lady. I expect to be treated as such. If you want something less I can give you directions to the proper street to go on to get them services.
>
> Have a Nice Day!!
Dutch, you are right on all counts, but the words tell all. The capitals are only a last resort when there is nothing else and then it doesn't last. You are a smart man.
Dutch, you are right on all counts, but the words tell all. The capitals are only a last resort when there is nothing else and then it doesn't last. You are a smart man.
Re:Dont forget to add Thoughtful Hard working Innovative Charismatic Kind hearted
Dutch1951 write: Dam, what a LIST...picky girl. there are really only Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Man that most women want.. Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only
Re:Dont forget to add Thoughtful Hard working Innovative Charismatic Kind hearted
Dutch1951 write: Dam, what a LIST...picky girl. there are really only Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Man that most women want.. Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only
I had lots of fun with this....I was getting some really interesting people contacting me so I thought I would answer any questions up front. I have gotten some great laughs. Life is too short to take it too serious.
I had lots of fun with this....I was getting some really interesting people contacting me so I thought I would answer any questions up front. I have gotten some great laughs. Life is too short to take it too serious.
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