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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 12:06

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley:On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story?(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"


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Posted on Tue, Aug 07, 2007 06:09

When you girls get together dont forget me ..I would love an old fashioned coffe clutch....lol Or a night on the town would do too...lol


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Posted on Tue, Aug 07, 2007 04:07

Could be Teebis.....need some lessons?


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Posted on Tue, Aug 07, 2007 03:48

Yes..........I usually do...but don't often get it.............think it's my technique?????? lol


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:34

Thanks Teach.....I'll let you know for sure!


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:34

The Easy Rider Rodeo information is found at this There is also a blog called Rodeo in MI in August that you might want to read. All the info about who is going and what we have planned is there.


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:33

Sounds like fun...when , where, give me those details kiddo!!!


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:25

You can still drive though can't you? You could still come to rodeo and we'll find someone you can ride with. Instead of a horse, maybe the principal can bring an empty backseat. There will be lot's going on and plenty of fun.


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:17

Re:I bow to your expertise....oh great principal...lol! teebis write: will either do??? lol



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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:16

will either do??? lol


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:13

Re:Don't have a bike of my own.....I'm the proverbial backrest....would love to come though....fill me in Teach. TeachOnWheels write: Didn't realize you were in Ohio, a meeting might be just the thing. Finding the men on here much less adventurous than the women. We must be very scarey. Have you thought about coming up to rodeo?



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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:11

Didn't realize you were in Ohio, a meeting might be just the thing. Finding the men on here much less adventurous than the women. We must be very scarey. Have you thought about coming up to rodeo?


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:09

and maybe the principal will come too and bring the horse along or the wood....lol!!!


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:08

Re:Sure....or we can meet up somewhere and have a good old fashioned gab fest and dis the guys!!! TeachOnWheels write: Wow, heavy handed threats do work. Now I'm going to use it more often. Would you like my address to mail the package?



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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:07

Wow, heavy handed threats do work. Now I'm going to use it more often. Would you like my address to mail the package?


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 16:03

Re:Oh no....not to the office....what WILL happen to me there...lol! OK...OK...I'll bake ...both kinds!! TeachOnWheels write: ok now I'm mad, you offered cookies with my nap. So that's the kind of person you are, you go back on your word. Bad girl, very bad girl. Teebis here's another one to go to your office. lol



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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 15:42

ok now I'm mad, you offered cookies with my nap. So that's the kind of person you are, you go back on your word. Bad girl, very bad girl. Teebis here's another one to go to your office. lol


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 15:40

Re:Works for me...or white chocolate macadamia nut.....either one...you baking or me? TeachOnWheels write: Could we make those chocolate chip?



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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 15:22

Could we make those chocolate chip?


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 15:21

Hell no Red I wasn't offended, don't worry. Just was taking my nap and now I'm back and better than ever. I considered what you said a compliment. My skin is thick enough to take some kind hearted ribbing. But thanks for being concerned enough to apologize.


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