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Posted on Wed, Jul 25, 2007 21:06

A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing so, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboys says, "y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies." "Well sir," the cowboy replied, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "oh" and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, "are you callin' me a horse's ass?" "No sir," the cowboy replied. "I have too much respect for the law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass." "That's a good thing" the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "hard to fool them flies though."


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 13:02

Darlin BigDawg...several reasons: I want to be arrested, I love southern men, their southern drawl and their southern ways! Can you help? (impish grin)!


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 11:21

LOL!! That is funny!!!


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 10:43

Why are you always picking on the Police? LMAO Dawg


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 08:01

LMAO they circle around sh@t to lol


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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 07:24

Re: Not to mention insects. LOL fromthefarm write: It's amazing how smart animals are. Good one.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 26, 2007 06:10

It's amazing how smart animals are. Good one.


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