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Posted on Sat, Jul 14, 2007 08:39

We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological excuses. We never ejaculate prematurely. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. When we buy a vibrator its glamorous, when men buy a blow-up doll its pathetic. We can be groupies, male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. Men die earlier, so we can cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance. Free drinking. Free dinners. Free moving (you get the point). We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay. We know the truth about whether size matters. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease of life. If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're NOT the devil. Condoms make no significant difference to our enjoyment of sex. We can sleep our way to the top. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. If we cheat on our spouse people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. If we forget to shave, no-one has to know. We never have to reach down there every so often to make sure our privates are still there. If we're dumb, some people still find us cute. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable. We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 18, 2007 12:22

Men invented everything including make up . But behind every good man is a woman bitching at him to be better. So ladies we couldn't do it with out you. LOL


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Posted on Wed, Jul 18, 2007 12:15

Dildos in one form or another have likely been present in society throughout history. Artifacts from the Upper Paleolithic which have previously been described as batons were most likely used for sexual purposes. [4] However, there appears to be hesitation on the part of archaeologists to label these items as sex toys, as one archaeologist put it "Looking at the size, shape, and ? some cases ? explicit symbolism of the ice age batons, it seems disingenuous to avoid the most obvious and straightforward interpretation. But it has been avoided." It is conceivable to argue, however, that Paleolithic woman found some measure of comfort in the massive stone batons whilst the men were off hunting woolly mammoth. [5] There have been many references to dildos in the historical and ethnographic literature. Haberlandt,[6] for example, illustrates single and double-ended wooden dildos from late 19th century Zanzibar. The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2,500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks. A vase with a woman using a dildo depicted on it was found by scientists. This vase was made in the fifth century B.C. First dildos were made of stone, tar, wood and other materials that could be shaped as penis and that were firm enough to be used as a penetrative sex toys. Chinese women in the 15th century used dildos made of lacquered wood with textured surface. With the invention of modern materials there appeared the possibility to make dildos of any shapes, sizes, colors and textures. [7] Materials Rubber dildos, usually incorporating a steel spring for stiffness, became available in the 1940s. This was a less than satisfactory arrangement because of the potential for serious injury from cuts from the spring when the rubber finally...


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Posted on Wed, Jul 18, 2007 12:06

Re: No, men would never even have thought to make one like that! Definately the work of a woman. I think that I need to update my toybox. LOL Blait write: OMG gals...you think his has a PINK rabbit too? Maybe someone needs to check out Troll's ears..lol



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Posted on Wed, Jul 18, 2007 09:53

Re: Blait write: per Troll..."we design the vibrators, modeled after our stuff" Dang Troll..you got a rabbit on yours too???!!! Your shot Patti...

LMAO a wasically wabbit!!


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Posted on Wed, Jul 18, 2007 08:26

Oh Troll, we like when you come out to play.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 17, 2007 10:30

Re: The Titanic was built in the shipyards of Belfast, Northern Ireland! I'd say myself that it was a woman who thought of vibrators. Most men think that vibrators are not needed and should not be compared to HIS TOOL! Blait write: per Troll..."we design the vibrators, modeled after our stuff" Dang Troll..you got a rabbit on yours too???!!! Your shot Patti...



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Posted on Tue, Jul 17, 2007 09:25

Re:Yes, Blait. I think that we should disect each and every one of his replies.! LOL Blait write: There's several of his comments that I would question Patti..shall we all gang up on him?



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Posted on Tue, Jul 17, 2007 09:16

oh, no, ya'll can't gang up on Quick Withdraw Post, Troll. On come Troll come out whereever ya' are and post the Benefits of Being A Man Blog, Please....


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Posted on Tue, Jul 17, 2007 06:04

Troll says: our size is perfect. it's the woman who may have a problem. HMMMM we ejaculate when it's time. HMMM Troll, when you had your accident did you land on your head love? LOL


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Posted on Tue, Jul 17, 2007 05:55

I'm moving Troll's response to the top so people don't have to go searching for it. Yesterday I thought that I had lost it! LOL troll77057 write: on being a man..... we built the Titanic. we are the bosses. we ejaculate when it's time. we can fix blown-up computers. we design the vibrators, modeled after our stuff. we can be rock stars. we don't have to cry....ever. we can find something to lust after in a cartoon or video game. we have enough money to take taxis. we die earlier than our wives....because we want to. we're not paranoid about how we look when dancing. we can buy drinks for whomever we want. we can buy dinner for whomever we want. free moving. (we get the point) we can hug our friends, and then kick their azzes if they think we're gay. we can hug our friends and we know we're not gay. our size is perfect. it's the woman who may have a problem. new chapstick keeps our lips soft and kissable. we can be the devil with a clear conscience. condoms....we don't need no stinkin' condoms. women want to sleep with us, in their mistaken efforts to get to the top. .....no comment..... group showers don't scare us, we're men, and we're not gay. we can amuse ourselves by simply farting. if we cheat on our spouses, we don't care what people think. we don't care if women fake it or not....we got ours. we don't have to shave every day....refer to the 'rugged look'. we can reach down there once and a while, and be reassured that we still got it....woman want us. we don't have to be smart....and we still got it. mirrors are optional. we can be an azzhole anytime we want, as often as we want....and we still got it. we can picture any woman naked on command. gay men can be totally ignored. by the time we discover it's a wonderbra, her panties are already off. heh, heh, heh.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 17, 2007 05:47

Re:OH, is DD now Wind Drinker? I go away for 2 weeks and all sorts of people are changing their names. Teach is now Scooter Tutor. Charlie Bull is now King Charlie. Well I'll always be Irish Patti. LOL TamaraT write: WD,DD, (so confused), I am taking off from bartending and will be awaiting your arrival here in Texas. Demo, I am so glad that your not offended at all, p.s. gladd to see ya' have your head back.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 17, 2007 04:36

WD,DD, (so confused), I am taking off from bartending and will be awaiting your arrival here in Texas. Demo, I am so glad that your not offended at all, p.s. gladd to see ya' have your head back.


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Posted on Mon, Jul 16, 2007 21:53

Thier's many many other Benefit's of being a woman...you can ride on the finest motorcycle made to a resturant have a Big old steak dinner with all the fixin's and Dessert? ride over to the bar hang and drink all night and play pool and or dance...then go home and get laid if You want too? with nothing but lipstick and Lint in your pocket's.... and if you dont believe all this is True? Email me your address and I'll pick you up Saturday evening about 6 ? :)


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Posted on Mon, Jul 16, 2007 21:23

Re:I didn't realize I did till you all said that and I went and looked. I also said negatated, lol! Oh...if we talked like we typed!!!! I meant negated. Ooops. TamaraT write: Blait, I didn't even notice that his come back was deleted. Thank goodness TT saved it for us all, especially since Patti is having a bad first day back to work. As for Troll.... Troll, Come Back, Troll Come Back, Honestly I wasn't man-bashing.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 16, 2007 21:15

hey ladys bash men all ya want. i actualy think its funny. and i dont take offence, because i bash men and women. im fair about it at least.


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Posted on Mon, Jul 16, 2007 21:10

Blait, I didn't even notice that his come back was deleted. Thank goodness TT saved it for us all, especially since Patti is having a bad first day back to work. As for Troll.... Troll, Come Back, Troll Come Back, Honestly I wasn't man-bashing.


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Posted on Mon, Jul 16, 2007 21:08

Re:Hey, it is not a problem if they don't blame us for it. You just work with what you have, but when they blame us because sex isn't what they think it should be then yeah, it's a problem. Wind_Drinker write: Re:Poor Bastard Treasure_TTT write: Hold Up here, Hold one second. Ok. This is going to get a little ugly so for those of you who are squeamish..don't look. Now, see this pic??? Make the little bugger skinny and that negates Troll's statement about a man's size being perfect and it's the woman who has the problem and of course BK will erase this promptly. BTW TAM, great pic (of you!)



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Posted on Mon, Jul 16, 2007 21:07

Sher, pare that down to about as wide as your thumb and then try and have a relationship with the man that is attached to it. Uh huh. Troll is right. We get blamed when it doesn't work out. I could go on but I won't. Suffice to say, I was quite proud of myself. I never said one derogatory thing. I let him rant. And I did write a warning, lol. Whoa, hey, I got that pic off the internet,btw.


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Posted on Mon, Jul 16, 2007 20:56

Re:Poor Bastard Treasure_TTT write: Hold Up here, Hold one second. Ok. This is going to get a little ugly so for those of you who are squeamish..don't look. Now, see this pic??? Make the little bugger skinny and that negates Troll's statement about a man's size being perfect and it's the woman who has the problem and of course BK will erase this promptly. BTW TAM, great pic (of you!)


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