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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 08:56

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very jealous man. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the king and queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the cure for the itch. The king quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1, 000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the king, with a laugh just told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the king's underwear. The king immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Moral of the story: Pay Bills


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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 21:38

And they lived happily ever after...lol Well the King and Queen anyway...lol Cool joke Like it..


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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 18:51

LIFE IS A BEACH THEN YOU MARRY SEVERAL THEN YOU DIE LOL


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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 18:49

OH MAN LOVED IT,,,,,,that was a good one...!!! SO GOOD to see ya back Likeit.....and good to know all is well.....missed cha!!! Thanks for the laugh on my B-day evening it was great.... HUGZ Suz/Bran~;)


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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 09:43

Good One.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 09:07

Busy as of late, I've been offered work on a new rig around Fort Worth Texas & I start around the end of the month. Other than that going to as many bike rallies as I can.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 09:00

Pay back's are a bitch Too...Hey Likeit how's life?

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Posted on Wed, Jul 11, 2007 08:58

LOLOLOL...good one Likeit! How are you doing???


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