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Posted on Jul 02, 2007 at 12:39 PM

>> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. >> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. >> We have no idea what mauve is. >> >> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. >> We do that. >> >> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like >> nothing's wrong. >> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. >> >> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an >> answer you don't want to hear. >> >> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is >> fine...Really. >> >> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to >> discuss such topics as sports, cars, >> or, sex. >> >> 1. You have enough clothes. >> >> 1. You have too many shoes. >> >> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! >> >> 1. Thank you for reading this. >> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; >> >> >> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. >> >> Pass this to as many men as you can - >> to give them a laugh. >> >> Pass this to as many women as you can - >> to give them a bigger laugh >> >>

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Posted on Jul 05, 2007 at 10:05 AM

Pumpkin is also a fruit. Hmmm..that looks suspiciously like someone's tushy... Looking in the mirror at my behind.

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Posted on Jul 05, 2007 at 09:58 AM


Re: Im good girl she has only rearranged the dishes so far. Has no idea where the super glue is. Although she is very familiar with Lowes location. Tresure I didn't hear or see any pumpkins but I like this one. Nice carve job. maneater write: Re:He better hide the super glue...he may wake up to the remote glued in one hand and his "RRRR" in the other.....forever!! TreasureTreasT write: Re: OH Look, another cute blog!! It's 3 a.m. Do you know what your woman is plotting?? Roadking20032000 write: >> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. >> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. >> We have no idea what mauve is. >> >> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. >> We do that. >> >> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like >> nothing's wrong. >> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. >> >> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an >> answer you don't want to hear. >> >> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is >> fine...Really. >> >> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to >> discuss such topics as sports, cars, >> or, sex. >> >> 1. You have enough clothes. >> >> 1. You have too many shoes. >> >> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! >> >> 1. Thank you for reading this. >> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; >> >> >> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. >> >> Pass this to as many men as you can - >> to give them a laugh. >> >> Pass this to as many women as you can - >> ...

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Posted on Jul 05, 2007 at 09:52 AM

Ohhhh..did ya guys write that song: I really love your "peaches" wanna shake your tree! LOL

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Posted on Jul 02, 2007 at 07:16 PM

Did I hear pumpkin??????

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Posted on Jul 02, 2007 at 01:15 PM

Re: OH Look, another cute blog!! It's 3 a.m. Do you know what your woman is plotting?? Roadking20032000 write: >> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. >> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. >> We have no idea what mauve is. >> >> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. >> We do that. >> >> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like >> nothing's wrong. >> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. >> >> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an >> answer you don't want to hear. >> >> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is >> fine...Really. >> >> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to >> discuss such topics as sports, cars, >> or, sex. >> >> 1. You have enough clothes. >> >> 1. You have too many shoes. >> >> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! >> >> 1. Thank you for reading this. >> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; >> >> >> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. >> >> Pass this to as many men as you can - >> to give them a laugh. >> >> Pass this to as many women as you can - >> to give them a bigger laugh >> >>


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