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Posted on Tue, Jun 19, 2007 07:05

This actually was quite hilarious!Just read the"offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post The amount of your fine. $1,110.60 is the Max. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $0.50 <-- if you don't add this in, you're lying LOL Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend -- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


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Posted on Thu, Jun 28, 2007 07:38

I want to try to meet the National Debt that sounds fun. I wonder if I can do that at Uglyfest this year. Maybe some of that drunk sex too....lol


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Posted on Tue, Jun 26, 2007 21:05

Sweet Louisiana Rose - if I got the same fine over and over for everything I've done over and over (if it feels good etc, do it again!) my fine would add up to the National Debt. DT


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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 07:42

my account has been locked for some reason so here is this one


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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:58

705.60 And they say I am bad Rose? You beat me.


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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:48

Hope this comes through, it's the rest of the list: Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $0.50 <-- if you don't add this in, you're lying LOL Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend -- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:34

I had no problem opening the more, unfortunately. Just clicked on the word and more fines of which I didn't qualify. I'm hoping rodeo will help me with my reputation or not, which ever way you want to look at it.


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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:33

Good Morning everyone.. I'm not going to go there I don't even want to know...lol I know how good/bad I am ...lol


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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:30

Re: Good Morning Miss. Well than I'm not playing! irishpatti write: Re:That means it's too long and needs to be edited. I had to do that to my blog on Friday. Good morning one and all hope everyone's weekend was awesome. How I hate Mondays. Roadking20032000 write: Where is the more. It won't open?



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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:27

Re:That means it's too long and needs to be edited. I had to do that to my blog on Friday. Good morning one and all hope everyone's weekend was awesome. How I hate Mondays. Roadking20032000 write: Where is the more. It won't open?



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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:22

Where is the more. It won't open?


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Posted on Mon, Jun 25, 2007 06:02

Anyone have any money I can borrow??? lol


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Posted on Sun, Jun 24, 2007 19:44

Bummer it won't let me past had sex for money... So I want to see the more....


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Posted on Sun, Jun 24, 2007 18:38

well now that taught me something about myself, I am not the good boy I thought I was. 690.50. Yeah, I peed in the pool . . .


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Posted on Sun, Jun 24, 2007 11:44

Wow, I almost feel like a virgin. Oh well, I guess this just means I have lots to experience yet. Yeeee hawwww the fine is $360.10.


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Posted on Sun, Jun 24, 2007 10:53

oh hell no, I am not going to do this...I can't even count that high


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Posted on Sun, Jun 24, 2007 10:31

How old are you????????? You look 18!! Are you sure you are old enough to have done all this?? Oh btw, someone owes me money. My fine is -$925.00


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