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Posted on May 31, 2007 at 03:05 PM

PHONE OPTIONS - Phone up the mental health hotline and listen to your options. "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..." - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. - If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. - If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. - If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. - If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. - If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. - If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. - If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. - If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. - If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, spress 0 0 0. - If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. - If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. - If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you." - If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever. - If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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Posted on Jun 02, 2007 at 02:53 PM

hehehe!! I like the menopausal option!

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Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 12:19 PM

Oh, that's the Irish mental health line too! I sent that to K6 a few months ago. LOL

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Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 12:16 PM

LMAO, that is good, but sooo sad!!

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Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 11:14 AM

- If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. That is so unfair... could I pretend I'm brunette or red, just so I could push some buttons? LMSAO

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Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 06:32 AM

Springer did you say 69? I must have missed that option I did not hear that one.

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Posted on Jun 01, 2007 at 12:38 AM

Hey harley when I press 2 there is no answer ..Im not blond did I screw it up...lol Maybe I should have pressed 3,4,5 lately...lol Oh Hell I'lljust check my self in..I hear they have good drugs

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Posted on May 31, 2007 at 04:38 PM

LOL. If you are a sex addict press 69 then have a cigarette.

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Posted on May 31, 2007 at 03:09 PM

LMAO Oh lets just send them all on there way

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