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Posted on May 24, 2007 at 12:12 PM

The Monastery Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent Monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "we will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine." "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her fifteenth anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today." "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine. "It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

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Posted on May 24, 2007 at 09:08 PM

See I thought all the sister stuff this was funny...

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Posted on May 24, 2007 at 07:08 PM

TTT, you need to reconsider your new vocation. You're way too bloody well outspoken for that order! LOL

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Posted on May 24, 2007 at 03:15 PM

LMAO!!!!

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