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Posted on Sat, May 19, 2007 08:04

A true buddhist (TB) believe in oneself, nothing else. A TB finds the way of life inside oneself. Be oneself, free one's mind, and live like a wind. A TB simply do not have rules to follow except only one rule "If I give shit to somebody or a creature, I'll take shit back either good or bad at any time." causality!! Once you free the mind, you become a innocent child who can learn, open for anything. Like a true biker who really enjoy the riding itself and the surrounding environment, not many wanna-be bikers who poses "I have this beautiful bike, $$$ worth of one, etc." There are 4 ways of being stoned. It's very funny expressin though. I mentioned 1, 2, 3 already. The 4th one is called "meditation." What happens in deep meditation? It leads to see oneself. The side effect is 100% positive compared to others. It's very safe and relaxation process of body and mind. "Anal breathing" I gotta laugh. Yeap. There is a branch of oriental religional institue that uses above method to meditate. Possibly from India? One great benefit of becoming a buddhist is you will be a free human being rather than follow the rules and read, interpret the old religional context which is wasting time. I know there are many blinded buddhists who worship the Budda, and pray for their luck or fortune. Once a man begin to worship an individual or object, he becomes a slave voluntarily.


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Posted on Thu, May 24, 2007 13:21

Penguins are born with an inner knowledge of the universe and all things esoteric and how we are all part of a greater plan and a greater whole. Sharks are born with the inner knowledge that they want to eat penguins. How many birds have been happily sitting on a branch contemplating the dawn and how beautiful the world is and how we must be part of some greater mind and greater plan and next is a buzard's brunch? Junie Junie


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Posted on Thu, May 24, 2007 10:07

Did you know that we are born with all the knowledge of the universe? Yep, and it is then lost to us because of the, so called, religious teachings? Okay, I'll shut up, now.


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 22:44

Awwww,those cubs are soooo precious!


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 22:05

Sym. Love your piccie. That's one brave penguin. Did you see? 4 white lion cubs have been born in a Fench zoo. Junie

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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 22:02

Awwwwww, June, I love your Bubbda the little penguin stories!!

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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 06:19

Bubbda the Little Penguin in Contemplation Mode. Contemplating how "FRIGGIN COLD IT IS!!!!" and realising his a$$ is stuck to the freezing ground and he cannot move withoug risking leaving half his bottom behind..

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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 02:53

One day Bubbda little penguin went out playing with other little penguin friends. Suddenly great big polar bear come up and kill and eat up two of his friends. little penguin just escape with his beak intact. Little penguin ask Mummy Guru Penguin why this happen. Were his friends naughty? Where they bad? Did they not say their prayers right? Had they not made their beds that morning. Why do bad things by bad people to little penguins? Mummy Guru Penguin said: Bad things happen because Great Big Polar Bear Great Big Fucking Nasty Bastd who like eating little penguins. Life's a Bstd. Fck Happens. No big mystery. Get over it. Secret to life is for little penguins to realise Great Bog Nasty Bstda out there gonna pick you up and eat you up. Secret is to be faster, better, harder. meaner and instead of squaking get wise and run through legs, nip him on his pecker with your pecker. Big bastd let go then. Confucious say: When all else fails Kick 'em in the balls and get it over with. Junie


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 02:45

One day Bubbda the Little Penguin went swimming. He nearly got eaten by a great whale. Little penguin tell his mummy Guru who said that whale attack little penguins because little penguins eat fish and fish pray to the great white shark in the sky who send whale. Little penguin should stop eating fish and eat vegetables. So little penguin stop eating fish make great white shark in the sky happy and several days later little penguin found dead of starvation because no vegetables in Antarctica. Little Penguin say Great Mummy Guru Penguin talk CRAP! Junie

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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 01:41

One day Bubbda the little Penguin wanted to discover his "Higher Self" He went into deep mediatation to find his true self. There he found that his spirit was an Eagle and he was made to soar not waddle. Little Penguin woke knowing his "True Nature" Later that day Little Penguin's remnants were found at the bottom of a cliff. Confusious say: "Dreams are made of Dreams. Reality is Made of Reality. Stuff of dreams not hurt, Stuff of reality say OUCH!!!" Junie

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Posted on Sun, May 20, 2007 20:49

yellow bird, its written like this the ways of _a buddist, or the ways of Budda,or the ways of buddism....NOT THE WAYS OF BUDDIST


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Posted on Sun, May 20, 2007 15:01

Yep. Gotta love them worshipping slave types!! hehe!

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Posted on Sun, May 20, 2007 12:22

Now Junie...tut, tut.


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Posted on Sun, May 20, 2007 01:25

"Believe In Oneself" Why Limit yourself? junie


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