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Posted on May 04, 2007 at 11:20 AM

The Ten Commandments of Harley Davidson 1. The one true American-made motorcycle is the Harley-Davidson, and thou shalt put no other motorcycles before it. 2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the god of chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home. 3. Honor thy authorized dealer (Only under warranty) that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley. 4.Ride often but remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink beer, and f**k off. 5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maidservant, nor her ox, nor her cute little ass. 6. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride jap-crap, for jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil. 7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress. Remember this & live by it!! 8. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-Davidson heaven. 9. When riding thy Harley on the road of life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do. 10. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being ridden.

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 10:40 AM

Disco Dancing

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 10:38 AM

WOOHOO I get to turn DD's switch!! what if I keep flipping it real fast on and off, what happens??

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 10:31 AM

D You either learn or take the wrath of the ladies. Like I've always been told in the end the best sentence you can tell a women is "Yes Dear", Just takes me awhile to get there sometimes. And Sweet all I can say is........ YES DEAR!!!!

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 10:23 AM

Sorry Sweet's my switch wasn't on ...I ment Makein Love...ok turn it back off for me please...

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 10:20 AM

POKE?? LMAO..such a way with words DD!! lol : )

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 09:54 AM

Damn you learn fast RK it kinda like life and men and women...they got lot's of need's so they need all those button's rubbed and pushed daily...WE men only need one button...we need it turned on when we eat ride and poke..guees that about cover's it all dont ya think...

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 09:53 AM

Nope T Im good 'ole northern girl..unfourtnately :( RK..who is pushing who's buttons?? I have one button and it flips to off very easily lol : )

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 09:47 AM

Hey DD, Is it me or does there seem to be a lot of more complicated buttons on the women's panel of this mystery machine. I guess Sweet cheeks is only pushing my one as we speak

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 09:46 AM

It's all your Fault T you gave me a Shop to work in and i got bored...this is what happin's when i get Bored.....you wanna give it a try?....I'll hook ya all up?

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 09:43 AM

All this time I thought Sweet was from the south. Yikes DD, did the mad scientist visit you in the middle of the night and leave you something in your saddle bags?? That looks scary!! Danger, Danger Will Robinson!

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 09:15 AM

Hey Rk i gotta secret weapon for dealing with Wimmen and i'll let ya borrow it if ya dont tell the other Bro's about it this one thing can save you a world of trouble...just remember to fine tune it Daily...Enjoy

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 09:05 AM

all woman are ..its 'cuz u men dont pay attention..oh gonna get alot of flack on this one..taking cover next to T

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 07:51 AM

Coming Soon Misunderstood women of the north

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 06:48 AM

your right ..I am sooo miss understood ... : )

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 06:40 AM

Yeah Sweetcheeks your tax stamps are high like on smokes but I think Florida is leading on the Real Estate taxes. And NY women aren'y mean just misunderstood!

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Posted on May 09, 2007 at 05:57 AM

you forgot high taxs RK, and us mean nasty woman lol who never complain when its to hot ; )

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Posted on May 08, 2007 at 05:24 PM

lol....y'all really have to do all this stuff....just to have a harley???....lol...;p

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Posted on May 08, 2007 at 03:07 PM

Man NY get everything shrinkage, Terrorists, Snow, Mediical waste (sorry thats Jersey). Now being my only NY friend still there that friend comment hmmmmmm. Tell the Truth

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Posted on May 08, 2007 at 12:40 PM

I have actually spent a lot of time in Florida dealing with that kind of weather Road King. I have a very good friend who lives in Port Orange (outside of Datona) and another friend who has a summer home in Datona. I also spent a lot of time in Miami. My late wife was a test subject for the islet cell transplant testing being done at the Jackson Diabetes Research Center

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