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Posted on May 03, 2007 at 12:42 PM

These 16 Police comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: Police giving citations. #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I 'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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Posted on May 20, 2007 at 09:25 PM

Hey I added this one cause only Loren could talk to the cop at ES when Troll wrecked I went and sat by the tree cause he was askung where's your sign questions, never been to jail did'nt want to go so I went and sat under the tree with Steve. We're tree hugging buddie huh Steve?

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Posted on May 20, 2007 at 06:24 PM

Good blog! Lord knows,there is no love loss between myself and cops.Well,at least one certain cop anyway.

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Posted on May 20, 2007 at 07:47 AM

Awh Sherr I think you'd be a good cop LOL

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Posted on May 04, 2007 at 08:24 AM

OOO!!! Now Thats job I would never want to do ..too many goofs out there...lol

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Posted on May 03, 2007 at 01:58 PM

Funny stuff.

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Posted on May 03, 2007 at 12:46 PM

HELLO G/F..THIS WAS SO COOLLLLLLLLLL..ANYWHOOO....HAVE A AWESOME DAY

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