I awoke early this morning to go to work and decided I would ride in. The fog was so thick you could have cut it with a knife. I stopped at my normal stop to gulp down a cup of coffee and realized my jeans were wet from the moisture. Well couldn't go to work lookin' like that so I decide to ride. I rode to Wally world, rode to academy which was closed so I rode around some more. Went back to academy bought a few things and then I decide I would ride to San Jacinto Harley and see if I could find me some clothes or a few good looking men to admire. I was about 1/2 way there when my ride just died so I pull into the middle of the road. And just stared at it, thinkin' dang..I have gas. Moved the fuel lever back and forth. While I am just sitting on it looking stupid a guy passes me up. I hear his motor slow and in my mind I am thinking, oh Lord, I am sooo embarassed, he is turning around!. Now remind, you, I haven't the foggiest idea what is wrong with the bike. I just know I got gas and I have a guy pulling up next to me. He ask, "Are you Ok?". After realizing how I am just staring at him ( yeah ladies, he was a looker!) I tell him, Yeah, I am ok and smile. He just looks at me kind of strange and rides off. He is probably thinking, this girl is a nut case, stopped in the middle of the road (not right in the middle but you know the espinade with lines?) Then it hits me. Here I am stuck about 5 miles from home, no one to call and I just tell this guy everything is ok. Am I stupid or what. Did I not have intentions of going to look at good looking men? Did not God just answer a prayer and drop this guy right into my lap and I just threw him away? I could have easily played the "damsel in distress scenerio" but OHHHH NO, I am oooook. What the hell was I thinking. Needless to say, the bike starts and figuring my luck just ran out, I go home.
I awoke early this morning to go to work and decided I would ride in. The fog was so thick you could have cut it with a knife. I stopped at my normal stop to gulp down a cup of coffee and realized my jeans were wet from the moisture. Well couldn't go to work lookin' like that so I decide to ride. I rode to Wally world, rode to academy which was closed so I rode around some more. Went back to academy bought a few things and then I decide I would ride to San Jacinto Harley and see if I could find me some clothes or a few good looking men to admire. I was about 1/2 way there when my ride just died so I pull into the middle of the road. And just stared at it, thinkin' dang..I have gas. Moved the fuel lever back and forth. While I am just sitting on it looking stupid a guy passes me up. I hear his motor slow and in my mind I am thinking, oh Lord, I am sooo embarassed, he is turning around!. Now remind, you, I haven't the foggiest idea what is wrong with the bike. I just know I got gas and I have a guy pulling up next to me. He ask, "Are you Ok?". After realizing how I am just staring at him ( yeah ladies, he was a looker!) I tell him, Yeah, I am ok and smile. He just looks at me kind of strange and rides off. He is probably thinking, this girl is a nut case, stopped in the middle of the road (not right in the middle but you know the espinade with lines?) Then it hits me. Here I am stuck about 5 miles from home, no one to call and I just tell this guy everything is ok. Am I stupid or what. Did I not have intentions of going to look at good looking men? Did not God just answer a prayer and drop this guy right into my lap and I just threw him away? I could have easily played the "damsel in distress scenerio" but OHHHH NO, I am oooook. What the hell was I thinking.
Needless to say, the bike starts and figuring my luck just ran out, I go home.
yes, I did, I figured a few of you would get a good laugh out of it. I can laugh now but cursed myself all the way home! It was just one of those moments where I felt If I said anything at all it would be all wrong...Well Ladies, you know what hind sight is? 20/20..I have thought all kinds of things NOW I could have said and done but then..I was striken with so much air between my ears..well I done told the story...Like I said, "here is my Sign!"
yes, I did, I figured a few of you would get a good laugh out of it. I can laugh now but cursed myself all the way home! It was just one of those moments where I felt If I said anything at all it would be all wrong...Well Ladies, you know what hind sight is? 20/20..I have thought all kinds of things NOW I could have said and done but then..I was striken with so much air between my ears..well I done told the story...Like I said, "here is my Sign!"
This remind's me of a time when i stopped and help a nice pretty Lady broke down on the side of the road one day...so i pushed and then she pushed and then we both pushed for awhile and the next thing you know a cop came by and a gave us both a ticket for indescent exposure..and had the car towed for Creating a Hazard..So we hopped on my bike and i gave her a ride home into the Sunset....But i had a good Time so it was all worth it....D;)
This remind's me of a time when i stopped and help a nice pretty Lady broke down on the side of the road one day...so i pushed and then she pushed and then we both pushed for awhile and the next thing you know a cop came by and a gave us both a ticket for indescent exposure..and had the car towed for Creating a Hazard..So we hopped on my bike and i gave her a ride home into the Sunset....But i had a good Time so it was all worth it....D;)
Bad sensor? Computer problem? The fuel uptake thingy/switch? I wouldn't know either, but I sure wouldn't have let him ride off! Bet he would have looked real good bending down to take a look at your bike, mmmmmm, yum-o! I hope you're limber, as you need to be kicking yourself in the butt! Laughing here, don't take offense.
Bad sensor? Computer problem? The fuel uptake thingy/switch? I wouldn't know either, but I sure wouldn't have let him ride off! Bet he would have looked real good bending down to take a look at your bike, mmmmmm, yum-o! I hope you're limber, as you need to be kicking yourself in the butt! Laughing here, don't take offense.
Yep. been there. Done that. Absentmindedly turned down offers of help from good looking men. I really do think they are just offering help. Only think later something else might have come of it.
DAMM!!
Junie
Yep. been there. Done that. Absentmindedly turned down offers of help from good looking men. I really do think they are just offering help. Only think later something else might have come of it.
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