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Posted on Thu, Apr 05, 2007 15:25

Mike learned a hard lesson on this day........................... Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big I can't wear them." I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took of his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here, you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will." That explains it. It's my attitude.


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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 10:57

Why does anyone need to be in control, when there's nothing to be in control of!


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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 09:23

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..the old "who wears the pants in the family dilema"


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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 08:14

LMAO OMG Like your new picture by the way


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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 07:31

Good story Chop, ain't it the truth!


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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 05:25

Chop, I have said "Honey, you wear the pants in this house and still did not get in her pants", I don't think it matters one way or the other. I'm probably no good in bed, LOL, but my shovel is alway naked for me. Spyder


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