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Posted on Sun, Apr 01, 2007 04:00

>Got this from LTBB the other day 30 things you'll never hear a woman say. > >1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for >ignoring me. >2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I >invited her over for dinner on Friday. >3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and >missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. >4. Bar food again! Kick ass. >5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. >6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over >and talk to her. >7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have >to mess with it anymore. >8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em? >9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. >10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare >ass. >11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for >you and your friends. >12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it >again. >13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. >14. You are so much smarter than my father. >15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football. >16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? >17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. >18. You're so sexy when you're hung over. >19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. >20. Let's subscribe to Hustler. >21. I'll be out painting the house. >22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to >ride. >23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! >24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. >25. Your mother is way better than mine. >26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself >something. >27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire. >28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night >feedings. >29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours! >30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.


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TreasureTheHobo
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Posted on Mon, Apr 02, 2007 11:11

You and Likeit must have been chatting. But you know, the football comments are sacred, they don't count.


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