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Posted on Mar 28, 2007 at 07:43 AM

When you return home from somewhere & you are just to tired to do your self breast exam. Unsure of the proper technique. My name is likeit & lets me do your breast exam free of charge, I like to help. I'm highly trained & motivated, let me examine your breasts. Call 1-800-lic-kita put your breasts in my hands. Call takers are standing by. LMAO Have a good one BKers

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Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 10:45 PM

I'd definately nail that so to speak, I'd start off with a little tongue & groove before the finishing touches.

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Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 08:37 PM

She might be flat as a board but I'll just bet you wouldn't let that stop you from 'nailing' her either.

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Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 08:08 PM

Hey Bat she's a carpenters dream, as flat as a board

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Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 07:54 PM

Badman, yes you are soooo thoughtful.

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Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 07:13 PM

Badman I can hear America The Beauitiful already you being a good personnal diplomat & all

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Posted on Apr 10, 2007 at 04:08 PM

SC, Bring the coconut oil, it's my favorite flavor, er, I meant I like the fragrance. ha ha ha

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Posted on Apr 08, 2007 at 03:21 PM

Irish, I'm just doing my part to spread good will and be a good personal diplomat in representing our country and my own personal interests. If I can put a smile on their face I feel I have accomplished my objective.

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Posted on Apr 08, 2007 at 03:17 PM

SC, I hate beating around the bush so to speak, I'd rather get right to the heart of the matter. I'd love to give you that massage, perhaps lift your spirits? (you can read that anyway you want to!) Anything to make you feel at ease and more comfortable and lift that dreaded weight from your shoulders. Now, isn't that thoughtful of me? ha ha ha (I can't get this smile wiped off my face now!)

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Posted on Apr 07, 2007 at 10:02 AM

Badman, I have the oils for that massage hon. You just let me know when and I will get on the next flight. LOL

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Posted on Apr 07, 2007 at 10:00 AM

OMG...Well I guess someone has to do it. LMAOOOOO

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Posted on Apr 07, 2007 at 05:22 AM

Well..Badman,if thats what you call "relations" ...LOL!

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Posted on Apr 05, 2007 at 09:00 AM

I'm sorry SC for making light of the anatomical and physical dynamics of large breasts. Unfortunately it's a circumstance most guys are infatuated with...hence causing us to stare severely. We aren't perving we are just mentally analysing the cantilevering properties of science. I on the otherhand have a severly large appendage ...now you don't have to carry that around either...and it gives me a bad back too! :LMAO

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Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 02:27 AM

Badman, LMAOOOOOO

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Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 03:35 PM

SC, you poor young lady. Let the Badman help you with that backache problem of yours. We could start with a shoulder massage and then really work that back of yours. God, it just kills me to hear that you suffer the way you do! (I'm drying the tears from my eyes as we speak)

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Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 09:43 AM

Badman, you know I can't help it. It just stays there. I will send a pic. lmaooo

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Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 09:42 AM

Net, D cups are not fun. You don't have to tote them around and we get back aches. lol

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Posted on Apr 03, 2007 at 09:18 AM

Aren't they always saying bigger is better?

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Posted on Apr 02, 2007 at 09:02 AM

Yeah Likeitalot...I'd offer my services but I have big hands and could only manage the D cups...Sorry Also my hands have a mind of their own and can become unpredictable...maybe I should just do crowd control incase we need to "..soothe the savage breast"?

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Posted on Apr 02, 2007 at 08:38 AM

Well guys BadBat's out to play. Being from the land of down under do they do things a little different like having breast exams on top? hhhmmmm

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