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Posted on Sat, Mar 24, 2007 12:51

The BK Tribune Times, reported today that demoman,(aka Menace 2 Sobriety) narrowly escapes wedding chapel with his life yesterday. He was last seen jumping fences and eluding future in laws. Witnesses said he almost made it to his bike, but had to leave it behind in order to escape. Two people managed to capture the escape with there cameras.

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Posted on Mon, Mar 26, 2007 11:02

This just in. A break in was reported tonight at the home of the jilted bride to be of the "Demoman". Seems the father of the bride pointed a shotgun at the fleeing would be groom and screamed you "touch that bike and you die" as the Demo made his escape from the wedding that wasn't. Friends of the fleet footed "no friggen way am I gonna be a" groom claim he told them he who runs from this wedding lives to ride another day. They claim he planned to go back and take what is rightfully his, no not his former bride to be but his bike. Apparenly he has done just that. The said motorcycle has been stolen from the former fiances house. Friends say the Demoman has any number of hideouts but refuse to say anymore than that. Speculation is...he has a woman in another state that is waiting for him. Who is this mystery woman and where is he headed? We will keep you informed as we get the facts.


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 12:13

Well you know, this crazy thing called love HarleyGurl. And this is the biker luuuuuuv connection site. We just can't keep up with them all. Those two kids Junie and K6, then Moses and Paddy, who knows who this girl is that mean Demo fled from. And who knows who is next??? Hmmmm I love weddings. Ok, I actually hate weddings, I love wedding dresses and jewelry.


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 12:05

I'm confused I htought it was Paddy and Moses the wedding plans were for. ????


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 12:02

yo Demo... In some cultures white clothing means death.....here in the good ol'e USA it could mean 'wife imprisonment'...good you got sprung and made off like the bandit....I guess you're laying low in Mexico now huh!


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 05:16

You know the threee things a bride sees when she enters the church. First she sees the aisle. The she sees the alter. Then at last she sees you. So all together the bride sees Aisle Alter You. King Solomon was the wisest man in the world and he had 100s of wives and 100s of concubines. Now if that is not the biggest oxymoron I don't know what is. (lol) Junie


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 03:47

Well "they" always said you weren't a true biker. We are more shocked to hear you left the bike than you left the wedding. the wedding we could undertand. Leaving the bike No. Junie


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 01:54

News Flash Update!! Ladies beware!! Demoman,AKA: "The Runaway Groom" was spotted recklessly fleeing, yet, another recent wedding.This amazing footage was filmed by a member of the wedding procession. Members of the wedding party,and the left waiting at the alter Bride were in too much shock to comment at the time of this interview.

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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 01:50

That's the fouth one this week he's got out of. You're not getting out of it this time. Don't take it personally. Don't worry She doesn't want you. She just wants the wedding. You're just an accessorie. Your just there to pay for it and make her look good. She'll forget you in the morning. (Geez I should have been a man) Junie

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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 01:13

Insiders reported that the Demoman had alledgedly toyed with the lady's affections and a few other of the lady's things if you get this reporter's drift, mmm hmmmmm, and the poor little thing found herself compromised. PLUS it has also been revealed that the bride's father had loaned the Casanova groom the money to buy the motorcyle (pictured) in the first place. Apparently lover boy Demoman thought he could slip away at the last minute but the eagle eyed bride saw him slip through the side door. Did the nuptuals take place? It was quite a mess and not all sorted out by press time. We will have the full details in tomorrow's paper. Reported by Treasure. who has been following the nefarious life of the dreaded DEMOMAN. Ladies..BEWARE!


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