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01PhilErup
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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 13:56

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ............................................................. THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have the appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ........................................................... Republican's Answer: BANG! ............................................................ Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?" Son: "Can I shoot the next one!" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"


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Posted on Sat, Mar 24, 2007 15:31

Southern Republican half a clip would have done it.


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Posted on Sat, Mar 24, 2007 05:25

Y'all come back now ya hear!!...LOL!


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Posted on Fri, Mar 23, 2007 20:20

Man I hate to admit it but I guerse I'm southern. My friends call me yankie. LOL


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Posted on Fri, Mar 23, 2007 14:27

southerner all the way


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 21:08

I guess I am a republican, because I would not waste amo


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 18:33

I think I am a Demopuberner. Actually I am an non discriminitory Southerner. I'd shoot the S.O.B. whether he were Islamic, Icelandic or just Icky. If he thinks he is gonna hurt me or mine, or anyone, he will be wishing he had time to be kissing his sorry tushy bye bye.


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 17:11

That's why I'm Southern born and breed..........


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Posted on Thu, Mar 22, 2007 14:34

Give him a passport and let him in the country and give him and his wives a 6 bedroom council house, free medical care and 0000s of money in benefits. Then let him pull down your country and its values and incite others to "kill" and "behead" the filthy infidel. Go to sex shows and have mistresses but call English girls filthy whores who shoudl not be let out alone. Be found to have links to terrorist organisations and Al Qaeda and recuiting terrorists and inciting terror. get legal aid to fight the case. Case costs British public millions. Even though he loses. He is still not deported but still draws 0000s in benfits. Millions of this public money has been transfered overseas to fund terorist organisations and recruitment. Why don't we just turn the Bank of England and all the taxes we pay straight to Ap Qaeda and the Gun Merchants?? Democrat? Republican? Southerner? No British without even a gun. But you can hear the Bang Bang Bang Bang as British public bang there heads on the nearest heavy object. Have I passed? Junie

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