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Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 08:27 AM

My Dad sent my sister an e mail. He wants to rent a booth in her up coming bike show, to sell his new invention. A motorcycle jacket with a built in DVD player on the back so the passenger can watch movies on those long trips. Perfect for the guy who has no more room for chrome on his bike. Ladies, think of all the envy it cause in the other girls. No longer will they be happy with the sissy bar and barko lounger they made their guy's put on their bikes. We will make sure it is priced 5 times what it is worth, so it will also be a status symbol. Ladies, if he asks why you can't look at the scenery. Tell him you can't see around his broad shoulders. The wide screen version will also come with a genuine leather and Velcro flap cover embroidered with " Yea I walk through the Valley in the shadow of death and I fear no evil cause I am the evilest MF in the valley" This will show all the Bro's that he really is a bad azz Biker and not some Pu$$y whipped yuppy wanna be.

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Posted on Mar 21, 2007 at 06:06 PM

I love your humor Chop, I just was just afraid it wasn't a joke.

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Posted on Mar 13, 2007 at 12:26 PM

maybe I could sell some of the heated jockstraps I've invented. The package reads; Keep your testicles where they belong.

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Posted on Mar 13, 2007 at 04:19 AM

hehehehe. Surprised at how few like my humor. Well, maybe not surprised.

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Posted on Mar 13, 2007 at 12:31 AM

Has Deuche ordered one of those yet?

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Posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 11:09 AM

Sounds DAM**&^ good to me, I'll try one...heheheheee Really interesting idea there Chop. Love the quote too!!!! And heck fire we can say we all heard it here first!!!! OH YEAH!!! LOL's LOL's Suz~ ;)

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