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Posted on Feb 23, 2007 at 05:15 PM

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the heck was I thinking?" Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you . I've changed my mind. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep

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Posted on Feb 24, 2007 at 09:55 AM

I lost a man I truly loved to someone that was far less a woman than I am. That is always what hurts the most. I have started a book about my ridiculous life and it's titled;" I Lost My Man To a Skank That Bought Him an 1800, and I'm Happier Than Ever". They are both named in the dedication!

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Posted on Feb 24, 2007 at 09:51 AM

We're having a party!! And you're not invited! Oh gosh, that is really mean. But I did read that on a card once when I was a kid.

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Posted on Feb 24, 2007 at 06:25 AM

sym yep I saw that one too.

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Posted on Feb 23, 2007 at 09:31 PM

As the days go by I think of how lucky I am.... That you're not here to ruin it for me!

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