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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 04:48 AM

TOP 8 MORONS OF 2006 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!". 6.! ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. 8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

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Posted on Feb 17, 2007 at 06:06 PM

uhhhhhh too late.....;p

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Posted on Feb 17, 2007 at 05:50 PM

THAT IS HILARIOUS !!!

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 06:09 AM

I am so glad you all enjoyed them most of my blogs are jokes or something funny I only get on my soap box every once in a while. I usually send a few a week check em out.

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 02:55 AM

Got any more ? this shit makes my day ! Thank you.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 09:57 PM

Oh my!! Soooo funny!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it tonite.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 09:54 PM

THEY ARE FUNNY REMINDS ME OF SOME OF THE COP EPISODES YEA I'LL SEND EM BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ASAP

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 09:42 PM

LMAO!!! I don't get it...lol

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 08:02 PM

No shit! LOL!

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 07:22 PM

Very good, and the list can go on and on.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 07:17 PM

TOOOOOO DANGED FUNNY!!!!!! OMG, OMG.....I can't stop laughing.... Thanks Girl.....this was a great way to end my evening.....OOOHHHHHHheheheheheheeee Suz~

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 07:12 PM

See I knew you'd like em if you'd read em. I do have good taste, so I've been told. LOL

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 05:39 PM

LMAO tears in my eyes.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 05:34 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! I thought they were hysterical!

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 05:30 PM

Hey Harley... they're great..LOL!

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 05:23 PM

I loved 'em!!! Happy Valentine's Day to you HG4UTNV - - - I think I mispelled that.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2007 at 04:55 PM

WHAT NO ONE UP FOR A GOOD JOKE TODAY? I THOUGHT THESE WERE FUNNY. HOPE SOME ONE TAKES THE TIME TO READ THEM.

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