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Posted on Feb 03, 2007 at 07:00 AM

For Those of You Who Take Life Way Too Seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 09:40 PM

Thanks for making me laugh! Oh so true! LOL! Summer

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 01:41 PM

#24. I aint seen the football since the kick off !

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 01:35 PM

like 24

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 12:30 PM

Here's a joke for all you psychics out there. We know who we are.

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 11:43 AM

#27 rings a bell!

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Posted on Feb 15, 2007 at 06:17 AM

Man I need to keep all these in a folder.

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Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 12:35 PM

Well 24 sure hits me between the eyes.

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Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 10:02 AM

LOL...sad but true.

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Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 08:31 AM

Really a good list...ROFL!!!

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Posted on Feb 07, 2007 at 08:00 AM

24, 26 and 27 oh so true. lol

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