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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 01:30

On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following
people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman..
The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in
a manage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits
with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the
English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman
and started
swimming to another island.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
The two Chinese have opened a convenience store, restaurant,
laundry,
and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees for their
store.
The two Irish men divided the island into north and south
and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture
because it gets
somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey.
However, they are
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the
American
woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her
body, the
true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin,
how she can
do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
equal division
of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look
fat, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
than they do,
how her relationship with her mother is the root of all her
problems and
why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so she could call
911 and get
them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the
middle of
freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go
shopping.



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Posted on Tue, Feb 06, 2007 06:31

Lol, you boys are bad...
HA!, More Dutch dominatrix here than Dutch dyke.
So assume the position troll...
.......you are going to be spanked.

You too, Badman. This whip is going to sting a little on those bare little buns....



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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 17:19

Damn good thing there was not any Norwegians (Vikings) on that Island.....they would have killed all the men and had all the women for themselves...



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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 16:33

Hey no one told the Dagos they could share, so they did it the only way they knew.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 15:20

Badman, you are one brave dude . ha ha



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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 05:41

Brilliant I'm glad my origin was'nt mentioned, it was funny though.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 00:56

.... Good one... I also like the Dutch weren't mentioned...heh heh



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 09:37

Hi, my name is Madamoiselle Treasure..



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:54

It sounds like a true story...



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:32

Being that my Grandparents were French (OK...French Canadian), all of this makes perfect sense to me!

Rick



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:31

Good thing I'm German a little variety is the spice of life...lol



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:30

OMG that was so funny thanks for the laugh Chop.! Nancy



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:25

I agree Vive LA FRANCE!!!!
I'll take THAT system ANY DAY over the rest!!!
OMG that is too funny, loved it.
Thanks for the Friday morning TROFLMAO!!!! Great way to start my day and the weekend....

HUGZ
Suz~ ;)



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 05:50

VIA LA FRANCE



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 04:37

Guess we'll have to take off for France!!!! LUV it Chop! Hugs!!!



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 02:56

no doubt about it ,the french do know how to "live".



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