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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 01:30

On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one English woman Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman Two Irish men and one Irish woman Two American men and one American woman One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a manage a trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island. The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese have opened a convenience store, restaurant, laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store. The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the English aren't having any fun. The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root of all her problems and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so she could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.


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Posted on Tue, Feb 06, 2007 06:31

Lol, you boys are bad... HA!, More Dutch dominatrix here than Dutch dyke. So assume the position troll... .......you are going to be spanked. You too, Badman. This whip is going to sting a little on those bare little buns....


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 17:19

Damn good thing there was not any Norwegians (Vikings) on that Island.....they would have killed all the men and had all the women for themselves...


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 16:33

Hey no one told the Dagos they could share, so they did it the only way they knew.


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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 15:20

Badman, you are one brave dude . ha ha


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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 05:41

Brilliant I'm glad my origin was'nt mentioned, it was funny though.


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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 00:56

.... Good one... I also like the Dutch weren't mentioned...heh heh


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 09:37

Hi, my name is Madamoiselle Treasure..


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:54

It sounds like a true story...


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:32

Being that my Grandparents were French (OK...French Canadian), all of this makes perfect sense to me! Rick


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:31

Good thing I'm German a little variety is the spice of life...lol


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:30

OMG that was so funny thanks for the laugh Chop.! Nancy


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 06:25

I agree Vive LA FRANCE!!!! I'll take THAT system ANY DAY over the rest!!! OMG that is too funny, loved it. Thanks for the Friday morning TROFLMAO!!!! Great way to start my day and the weekend.... HUGZ Suz~ ;)


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 05:50

VIA LA FRANCE


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 04:37

Guess we'll have to take off for France!!!! LUV it Chop! Hugs!!!


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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 02:56

no doubt about it ,the french do know how to "live".


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