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Quoting chop821:
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
>
> Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
> well needed to be covered up anyway;
> it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
>
> He invited all his neighbors to come over and
> help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
> to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
> donkey realized what was happening and cried
> horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
> quieted down.
>
> A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
> looked down the well. He was astonished at what
> he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
> back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
> He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
> As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
> dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
> off and take a step up.
>
> Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
> stepped up over the edge of the well and bit the farmer
who had tried to bury him.
>
> The gash from the bite got infected and
> the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
> When you do something wrong, and try to cover
> your azz, it always comes back to bite you.
>
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
>
> Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
> well needed to be covered up anyway;
> it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
>
> He invited all his neighbors to come over and
> help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
> to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
> donkey realized what was happening and cried
> horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
> quieted down.
>
> A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
> looked down the well. He was astonished at what
> he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
> back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
> He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
> As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
> dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
> off and take a step up.
>
> Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
> stepped up over the edge of the well and bit the farmer
who had tried to bury him.
>
> The gash from the bite got infected and
> the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
> When you do something wrong, and try to cover
> your azz, it always comes back to bite you.
>
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