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Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 04:35 PM

MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008 Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree. For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment.... MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Very eloquently put............don't you think? Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice." Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita." "I'm telling you .. she's the perfect candidate." The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels and nipples? (Now that's scary!) Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead. ~~~~~

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Posted on Jan 27, 2007 at 07:21 PM

I am liking Maxine HG...but I am still bummed Kinky Friedman didn't win Governor in Texas. I think he should still try for pres. I love his slogans..No Teacher Left Behind and Kinky for Governor, why the hell not? He is great! Ok, Maxine or Kinky.

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Posted on Jan 27, 2007 at 06:32 PM

Hey it's better than any other choice we have so far. Nancy

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Posted on Jan 24, 2007 at 06:29 AM

Good one spirit I had never seen that one. Glad to see a man with a sence of humor thats a good thing a really good thing. Nancy

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Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 10:05 PM

Hey HD Girl, I think your absolutely right..lol Maxine can brighten any ones day maybe Benladin will just give up from laughing so hard,his sides aching and cheeks cramping...lol

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Posted on Jan 23, 2007 at 08:48 PM

I don't care for her stand on men...LMAO

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