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Posted on Jan 18, 2007 at 07:49 AM

TWO COWBOYS AND A BIKER ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE; EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST MAN THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT MAVERICK WITH MY TEETH AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY" THE GUY FROM TEXAS COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. THAT'S NOTHING, "I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY." THE BIKER REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.

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Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 05:50 PM

Thats the funniest shit I`ve heard all day !

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Posted on Jan 29, 2007 at 11:56 AM

Yeah RKW I bet he would. Red, Thanks. I enjoy a good joke everyonce in a while I'll post them when I get them.

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Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 04:46 PM

that man would make rambo piss his pants

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Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 01:28 PM

Hey Ms. Harley.. you are too cute!!! LOL

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Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 07:06 AM

ROFLMAO!: )

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Posted on Jan 20, 2007 at 09:39 AM

ROTFLMAO!!! You have the funniest stories HarleyG!!! Thanks! T

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Posted on Jan 20, 2007 at 09:19 AM

Thats hot!!

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Posted on Jan 20, 2007 at 07:57 AM

WHAT NO SENCE OF HUMOR?

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