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Quoting demoman:
THE RULES
#1.The Female always makes THE RULES.
#2.THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
#3.No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
#4.If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
#5.The Female is never wrong.
#6.If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
#7.If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
#8.The Female can change her mind at any time.
#9.The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
#10.Failure to obtain written consent by the Male, will result in being placed into solitary confinement, with no physical contact from the Female
#11.The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time with the slightest provocation.
#12.The Male must remain calm at all times,or be subject to the primal screaming instincts of the Female, as if protecting her young.
#13.The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know what she wants him to do or say.
#14.The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
#15.At all times, what is important, is what the Female meant, not what she said.
#16.If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he is lazy, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
#17.If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
#18. Failure by the Male to obey rule #17, could result in bodily harm, for which the Female is not, nor ever will be, held accountable.
#19.Any attempt by the Male, to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm, for which the Female is not, nor ever will be, held accountable.
#20.If the Male, at any time, even for a minute, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
THE RULES
#1.The Female always makes THE RULES.
#2.THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
#3.No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
#4.If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
#5.The Female is never wrong.
#6.If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
#7.If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
#8.The Female can change her mind at any time.
#9.The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
#10.Failure to obtain written consent by the Male, will result in being placed into solitary confinement, with no physical contact from the Female
#11.The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time with the slightest provocation.
#12.The Male must remain calm at all times,or be subject to the primal screaming instincts of the Female, as if protecting her young.
#13.The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know what she wants him to do or say.
#14.The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
#15.At all times, what is important, is what the Female meant, not what she said.
#16.If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he is lazy, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
#17.If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
#18. Failure by the Male to obey rule #17, could result in bodily harm, for which the Female is not, nor ever will be, held accountable.
#19.Any attempt by the Male, to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm, for which the Female is not, nor ever will be, held accountable.
#20.If the Male, at any time, even for a minute, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
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