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Posted on Sun, Jan 07, 2007 13:04

THE RULES #1.The Female always makes THE RULES. #2.THE RULES are subject to change without notice. #3.No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. #4.If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. #5.The Female is never wrong. #6.If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. #7.If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. #8.The Female can change her mind at any time. #9.The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. #10.Failure to obtain written consent by the Male, will result in being placed into solitary confinement, with no physical contact from the Female #11.The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time with the slightest provocation. #12.The Male must remain calm at all times,or be subject to the primal screaming instincts of the Female, as if protecting her young. #13.The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know what she wants him to do or say. #14.The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. #15.At all times, what is important, is what the Female meant, not what she said. #16.If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he is lazy, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. #17.If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. #18. Failure by the Male to obey rule #17, could result in bodily harm, for which the Female is not, nor ever will be, held accountable. #19.Any attempt by the Male, to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm, for which the Female is not, nor ever will be, held accountable. #20.If the Male, at any time, even for a minute, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5


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Posted on Mon, Jan 08, 2007 07:21

#3 --- that's the one!!!


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Posted on Mon, Jan 08, 2007 07:16

#22 my favorite...The Female has the right to eat the male. You hungry yet babe?


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Posted on Mon, Jan 08, 2007 06:15

Aunt Bertha never told me you were so smart..but then she never told me you existed either.


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Posted on Mon, Jan 08, 2007 05:32

#21. In the event of any conflict, misunderstanding, or stupidity on the part of the male regarding THE RULES, refer to RULE #1


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Posted on Mon, Jan 08, 2007 02:23

would like to agree but don't think i'm allowed.


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