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Posted on Jan 05, 2007 at 09:05 AM

DOUGHBOY, Pillsbury; 71, of Corn Field County, USA; died last week of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly; husband of Play Dough; father of three children (John Dough, Jane Dough, and one in the oven); son of his elderly father (Pop Tart); Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin; dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours; Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded; Rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers; he was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes; despite being a little flaky at times, he was considered a roll model for millions; the funeral was held yesterday at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

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Posted on Jan 07, 2007 at 12:11 PM

That is too funny!

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Posted on Jan 07, 2007 at 10:32 AM

Ohhhh Demo, you did it again!!! LOL

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Posted on Jan 07, 2007 at 09:42 AM

OMG LOL :)

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