Biker Blogs > Demoman's blogs > DOUGHBOY: dead at 71
DOUGHBOY: dead at 71 Sort by:
Author
demoman
Available only
to logged in members

total posts: 611
Posted on Fri, Jan 05, 2007 09:05

DOUGHBOY, Pillsbury; 71, of Corn Field County, USA; died last week of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly; husband of Play Dough; father of three children (John Dough, Jane Dough, and one in the oven); son of his elderly father (Pop Tart); Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin; dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours; Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded; Rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers; he was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes; despite being a little flaky at times, he was considered a roll model for millions; the funeral was held yesterday at 3:50 for about 20 minutes


Reply / add comments   Quote   Report abuse    0 up Bookmark and Share
TreasureTheHobo
Available only
to logged in members

total posts: 4428
Posted on Sun, Jan 07, 2007 12:11

That is too funny!


Reply / add comments   Quote   Report abuse    0 up Bookmark and Share
Available only
to logged in members

total posts: 1566
Posted on Sun, Jan 07, 2007 10:32

Ohhhh Demo, you did it again!!! LOL


0 up Bookmark and Share
ohsusieq
Available only
to logged in members

total posts: 1186
Posted on Sun, Jan 07, 2007 09:42

OMG LOL :)


Reply / add comments   Quote   Report abuse    0 up Bookmark and Share
Follow - Email me when people comment