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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 05:23 PM

While walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later, a huge tattooed biker type dressed in leather strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you brother?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, undid his belt and pulled his pants down, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

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Posted on Jan 05, 2007 at 10:52 AM

Thats Just Wrong...lol I'll remember that next time I think I've got it bad...lol

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Posted on Jan 05, 2007 at 10:38 AM

AWWW DANG IT, POOR GUY!!!! heheehee Yep James that IS gonna hurt and leave one heck of a skid mark!!! OMG>...LMAO... Aww come on CW we have lots O woods here in Florida coem on over/dwon an go hiking here....hehehehee I'll have ta find Deuce and see if he got the handcuffs ready, mine will be fur lined...wink wink...heheheheee This was a GOOD ONE...loved it!!! Later Ya'll and be safe!! Suz~~ ;)

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Posted on Jan 05, 2007 at 08:58 AM

hahaha this has to be a first... TTT at a loss for words. hahahaha good rule of thumb: trust no one,and if you trust everyone, sooner or later your gonna get fukd

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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 11:25 PM

I generally strip the man's shirt off before I handcuff him, easier to get him completely nekked, that way.

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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 09:31 PM

if that's the benchmark, i've never had a bad day.

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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 07:16 PM

wow...thats gonna leave a mark..... ...a skid mark!!!!! lol

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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 07:13 PM

:) that definitely beats a bad hair day

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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 06:47 PM

I'm thinking that it would be the right time to use the F word.

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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 06:25 PM


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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 05:32 PM

had a bad day but not that bad poor guy

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Posted on Jan 04, 2007 at 05:28 PM

LOL darlin!

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