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Posted on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 01:20

Once upon a time
in a land far away
a beautiful, independant,
self-assurred, princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplatting ecological issues
on the shores of an
unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near
her castle

The frog hopped into the
princess' lap
and said:"Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch
cast upon me
one kiss from you
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince,
I once was.
And then, my sweet,
we can marry,
and set up housekeeping
in your castle
with my mother
where you can prepare my meals
clean my clothes, bear my
children,
and forever feel greatful and
happy doing so!

That night ,
as the princess dined sumptously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white sause,
she chuckled to herself:
I DON'T FREAKIN' THINK SO!

bdwolf77



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HeathenWoman
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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 16:34

It's not easy being green!!



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Posted on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 21:10

smart princess
thanks Bdwolf



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