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Quoting bdwolf77:
Once upon a time in a land far away a beautiful, independant, self-assurred, princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplatting ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast upon me one kiss from you and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince, I once was. And then, my sweet, we can marry, and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother where you can prepare my meals clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel greatful and happy doing so!
That night , as the princess dined sumptously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in white sause, she chuckled to herself: I DON'T FREAKIN' THINK SO!
bdwolf77
Once upon a time
in a land far away
a beautiful, independant,
self-assurred, princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplatting ecological issues
on the shores of an
unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near
her castle
The frog hopped into the
princess' lap
and said:"Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch
cast upon me
one kiss from you
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince,
I once was.
And then, my sweet,
we can marry,
and set up housekeeping
in your castle
with my mother
where you can prepare my meals
clean my clothes, bear my
children,
and forever feel greatful and
happy doing so!
That night ,
as the princess dined sumptously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white sause,
she chuckled to herself:
I DON'T FREAKIN' THINK SO!
bdwolf77
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