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Posted on Oct 15, 2006 at 06:35 PM

The Ballad of Al Gore (sung to the Ballad of Jed Clampett) Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Gore A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore On election day of his Presidential bout he thought he lost the fight but he got to recount ballots that is...punch cards... butterflies Well the next thing you know they're countin' 'em again He lost a second time so he gave it all a spin They said Palm Beach is the place you oughta be So he hired legal experts from from the town of Tallahassee Florida that is... sunshine state... deadlocked Well the next thing you know they wanna change the rules And play around with votes cause they think we're friggin fools they riled lots of folks and they made alotta fuss Till Cheney came along and started kickin' butts Buttocks that is... liberal hineys... left-wing tuchas Al whinned that the system wasn't fair After countin' ballot holes that weren't even there Kate Harris said that the recount was a joke But that didn't stop the liberals from tallin' votes Democrat votes that is... hangin' chad... dimpled ballots Well the Supreme Court gave Gore another break They let him count again because the party was at stake But just when he thought that his dream was born anew The overseas votes gave it to "W" George W that is... Texas Governor...President-elect Now its time to say good-bye to Al and all his kin he tried to steal some votes but it didn't help him win You're all invited to his house in Tennessee To sit around and blubber at his pity-parteeee Nashville that is...pout awhile... have some sour grapes y'll have fun now...Ya hear?

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