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Posted on Mon, Oct 09, 2006 12:22

As a teacher and former Marine, this one is very dear to my heart. No offense to any of you good Former or Present Gunny's out there. You all bailed me out of enough jams to know I have the ultimate respect for you. Johnny, the son of a Marine Gunny, was just turning 16 and was in his third attempt at passing the 6th grade. His teacher had come to the conclusion that the only way Johnny was going to pass this year was to not ask him any questions and to quietly let him slide into Junior High School. The last day of school was soon upon them, and the teacher's conscience just wouldn't let her pass the boy without his answering at least one question. With due trepidation, she finally broke down and asked Johnny one question, 'Johnny, do you know who signed the Declaration of Independence?'. Johnny looked straight at the teacher and replied, 'S**t no!'. The teacher jumped up, rapped him sharply on the knuckles with a ruler and took him down to the Principal's office where she proceeded to tell the Principal about Johnny's improper answer. The Principal assured the teacher he would handle it, turned to Johnny and asked him, 'Johnny, now who signed the Declaration of Independence?'. Johnny looked at the Principal and in a beligerent tone told him, 'D**n, I just told that b***h, I don't don't f*****ng know!'. The Principal proceed to smack Johnny on the head and announced that they would have to call his father. About 15 minutes later, everyone heard the front doors of the school blast open, and in walked the Gunny. The Principal told the Gunny about Johnny's answers, and the Gunny informed him that he would get to the bottom of this. He walked over to Johnny and asked him, 'Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?'. Johnny looked at his father, and then spoke, 'I just told that B*****d and B***h, I don't f*****g, know!'. The Gunny grabbed Johnny and jacked him on the wall while shouting, 'If you signed that paper you d*****ned well better tell them'.


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PanheadStick
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Posted on Wed, Oct 11, 2006 08:38

No military back ground, but I hope the next is better.


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