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Posted on Sun, Aug 27, 2006 22:15

I have read a few profiles with requirments and then there is the famous whythehellnot list from hell, although I think she is kidding about several but hey you can always ask, but I have got to report to y'all that I about peed my pants when I read one from a cutie in the Antelope Valley that just said, "Must have a job and teeth". Now of course she wants more but hey...it certainly showed off a peculiar mental twist and a great sense of humor... So...what others made you laugh so hard...??? or how about a list so long that it took up a page of its own...???

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Posted on Sun, Oct 01, 2006 09:32

Sky, It was a great list. I think most of us knew it was in fun. Take care, T


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Posted on Sun, Oct 01, 2006 09:31

Ok, the ones that always got me were the ones that list, love to sky dive, cliff dive, bungee jump, whitewater rafting, jump from helicopter to ski, alligator wrestle, snake charm, swim with sharks...ad infinitum. Love to live life to the fullest, do you?? I think damn, I am worn out just reading this profile. I guess I must not have a life, apparently I am totally life challenged and inferior. What happened to just ride, meet with friends and/or sleep. Do these people not have to work for a living???


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Posted on Sun, Oct 01, 2006 09:07

Requirements, hmmmmm...... 1) A pulse That's all I can think of......


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Posted on Sun, Oct 01, 2006 09:01

what's worse than on a profile requirement is talking to a few and then the x-rated sheet begins lol had one who wanted to what?????????????????????????never heard of it ,when he told me i said ...not on this girl u ain't ...lol my love would accept him 4 who he is rather than the size of his knee caps,feet etc. so job and teeth r ok with me as long as i don't get to see him take em out or put em in


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Posted on Sun, Oct 01, 2006 07:10

i have a few more added to my list now :)


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Posted on Sun, Sep 10, 2006 17:34

Oooohhhh Sheeet...one girl has a requirment, must be above 6"2"...where is my rack, I'll just get stretched an inch and three quarters.... That thing about my name is not HASBRO is pretty good!


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Posted on Fri, Sep 08, 2006 17:27

i.m with you CHER,guys want us to think they are all that!!!!!!!! why can;t they just be honest with us, and we with them? want a bed buddy tell me ,want a friend ,tell me ,looking for me and a girlfriend at the same time ,go to and stay there i don;t share my candy


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Posted on Fri, Sep 08, 2006 15:00

I think that adding that I am not one of the parker brothers might help....


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Posted on Fri, Sep 01, 2006 23:45

Like I ain't mad at this point in life - teeth -n- a job is very important - #1 one my list of things hahahha


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Posted on Fri, Sep 01, 2006 15:42

Hey job is a good thing don'y want to take care of no one but me, teeth can be bought if ya get the job. LOL Nanna


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Posted on Fri, Sep 01, 2006 15:35

Melissa, why would you be a nut magnet...maybe it is your Pheromone perfume...


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 16:40

Hello I read some profiles from the men who winked at me some of the stuff made me laugh it almost sounded like they were trying to relive their younger days. I also got some from guys who are into swinging and looking for sexual partners only the stuff they put on profile was unbelievable and to tell ya the truth THEY WERENT ALL THAT LOL. I put honest thoughts and answers on my profile and I just go thru life being myself , I did state though that game players need not bother had enough of that in my life already. Have a great night Cher


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 16:31

HAHA! Good one! I like that. I like mine and have seen some other that put soethig simular: "Must be sane....I am a nut magnet" Ride HARD, Melissa aka sexCRider


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 11:11

Guess you never lived in Pennsyl-Tucky. Partners with teeth are more rare than ones with jobs. Pictures say more than words, yours are a terrific cross section of your interests and lifestyle. Do you have teeth? Just kidding.


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 07:21

A local bar here posts a dress code: "4 tooth minimum"


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 06:53

I am not sure it showed a sense of humor...I am pretty sure she was quite serious on the jobs & teeth requirement. I don't blame her...a girl has to have her standards! The ones that make me laugh are the ones with a cryptic writing style--or typos so bad it is almost impossible to decipher what they are trying to say. I got a wink today, and found the following profile: "I like going out and haveing fun but i also like stayiong home w/ a special lady. If u want to no ne thing just message me" Apparently, to type the word "any" was just to taxing, and had to be abbreviated to "ne". And he is probably sitting there wondering why I don't wink back.


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 06:33

Thats too funny one chic has Freaky people need not apply! and ...... No games my last name is not Hasbro...


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