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leah_dina45
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Posted on Wed, Aug 23, 2006 18:30

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES 13. AND YOUR POINT IS? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?


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Posted on Fri, Sep 08, 2006 18:25

I was forced to buy a new helmet to put my latest stickers on. My faves are on the old old, though: Making love to a younger man is dangerous..but if he dies, he dies. No, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth My other toy has a d#@k I'm not cheap, but I am on sale this week so many men, so few with brains Bad girls deserve a good licking Housework doesn't suck, if it did men would love it Drink till he's cute Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. I'm not arrogant,I'm just a lot better than you are No teenie weenies I'm not good with names, mind if I call you Sh--H--d? Don't let my big boobs scare, I'm really a nice girl Your cry-baby, whiney-as-- Why can't I get a date? Hmm, must be my positive attitude!d opinion is what?


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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 21:26

i dont mind goin fast, its the crashing and burning that sucks


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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 19:38

Don't worry, it will only seem, kinnky, the first time!


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 14:00

LMFAO @ Lola's..and LVBB and.. so you're a feminist, isn't that cute!! ROTFLMFAO


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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 13:31

JESUS LOVE YOU I THINK YOU ARE AN ARSEHOLE, I WOULDN;T FORK HER WITH YOUR D..K HOTTER THAN A BIG OLE DAWG AT MATING SEASON IF YOUR TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD YOU CAN ALWAYS LICK THE JAR LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT THE BIG BOYS EAT, HONEY WHAT;S FER SUPPA>>>>>>>>PANTY PUDDIN


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Posted on Sat, Aug 26, 2006 08:28

My favorite is "0 to bwitch in 2 seconds", we use it for guys named "Bill"...lmfao...I just couln't resist.


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Posted on Fri, Aug 25, 2006 22:38

I'm only blonde on the top.


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Posted on Fri, Aug 25, 2006 22:18

Cash ,Grass or Ars no one rides for free...lol


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Posted on Fri, Aug 25, 2006 12:22

That's some funny stuff !!!


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Posted on Fri, Aug 25, 2006 06:37

Cash,Grass or Ass no one rides for Free...lol


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Posted on Fri, Aug 25, 2006 00:12

heres a few my fav lid stickers. dilligaf- do i look like i give a f--k snafu- situation normal all f--ked up 0 to bich in 2 seconds i'm not a bich i'm the bich the older i get the faster i was and my personal favorite, i miss my ex but my aim's improving moses


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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 23:50

I love this blog, you all had some really good ones!


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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 19:09

Patch I bought a friend of mine. I'M NOT F&^%KIN STUPID.BUT I USE TO


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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 17:42

Avoid hang overs wear a bra.


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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 07:32

1 IF LIFE WAS FAIR,BRA'S WOULD ONLY COME IN ONE SIZE. 2 GOD CREATED MAN.SAM COLT MADE THEM EQUAL. GOD CREATED WOMAN SILICONE MADE THEM EQUAL.


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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 07:13

The helmet sticker I want says "I wouldn't 'fork' you for practice"


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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 07:06

You forgot my personal favorite: A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND


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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 00:42

If your d*ck was as big as your mouth,I might be impressed!


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