Quoting leah_dina45:

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

Quoting mshenderson:

I was forced to buy a new helmet to put my latest stickers on. My faves are on the old old, though:
Making love to a younger man is dangerous..but if he dies, he dies.

No, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

My other toy has a d#@k

I'm not cheap, but I am on sale this week

so many men, so few with brains

Bad girls deserve a good licking

Housework doesn't suck, if it did men would love it

Drink till he's cute

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I'm not arrogant,I'm just a lot better than you are

No teenie weenies

I'm not good with names, mind if I call you Sh--H--d?

Don't let my big boobs scare, I'm really a nice girl

Your cry-baby, whiney-as--

Why can't I get a date? Hmm, must be my positive attitude!d opinion is what?

I was forced to buy a new helmet to put my latest stickers on. My faves are on the old old, though:
Making love to a younger man is dangerous..but if he dies, he dies.

No, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

My other toy has a d#@k

I'm not cheap, but I am on sale this week

so many men, so few with brains

Bad girls deserve a good licking

Housework doesn't suck, if it did men would love it

Drink till he's cute

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I'm not arrogant,I'm just a lot better than you are

No teenie weenies

I'm not good with names, mind if I call you Sh--H--d?

Don't let my big boobs scare, I'm really a nice girl

Your cry-baby, whiney-as--

Why can't I get a date? Hmm, must be my positive attitude!d opinion is what?

Quoting halfinchwrench:

i dont mind goin fast, its the crashing and burning that sucks

i dont mind goin fast, its the crashing and burning that sucks

Quoting skultattoo10:

Don't worry, it will only seem, kinnky, the first time!

Don't worry, it will only seem, kinnky, the first time!

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

LMFAO @ Lola's..and LVBB

and.. so you're a feminist, isn't that cute!! ROTFLMFAO

LMFAO @ Lola's..and LVBB

and.. so you're a feminist, isn't that cute!! ROTFLMFAO

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

JESUS LOVE YOU I THINK YOU ARE AN ARSEHOLE,
I WOULDN;T FORK HER WITH YOUR D..K
HOTTER THAN A BIG OLE DAWG AT MATING SEASON
IF YOUR TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD YOU CAN ALWAYS LICK THE JAR
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT THE BIG BOYS EAT,
HONEY WHAT;S FER SUPPA>>>>>>>>PANTY PUDDIN

JESUS LOVE YOU I THINK YOU ARE AN ARSEHOLE,
I WOULDN;T FORK HER WITH YOUR D..K
HOTTER THAN A BIG OLE DAWG AT MATING SEASON
IF YOUR TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD YOU CAN ALWAYS LICK THE JAR
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT THE BIG BOYS EAT,
HONEY WHAT;S FER SUPPA>>>>>>>>PANTY PUDDIN

Quoting nittekitten:

My favorite is "0 to bwitch in 2 seconds", we use it for guys named "Bill"...lmfao...I just couln't resist.

My favorite is "0 to bwitch in 2 seconds", we use it for guys named "Bill"...lmfao...I just couln't resist.

Quoting custer2000:

I'm only blonde on the top.

I'm only blonde on the top.

Quoting suburbansweetheart:

Cash ,Grass or Ars no one rides for free...lol

Cash ,Grass or Ars no one rides for free...lol

Quoting Greekster:

That's some funny stuff !!!

That's some funny stuff !!!

Quoting suburbansweetheart:

Cash,Grass or Ass no one rides for Free...lol

Cash,Grass or Ass no one rides for Free...lol

Quoting moses58:

heres a few my fav lid stickers.
dilligaf- do i look like i give a
f--k
snafu- situation normal all f--ked
up
0 to bich in 2 seconds
i'm not a bich i'm the bich
the older i get the faster i was
and my personal favorite,
i miss my ex but my aim's improving moses

heres a few my fav lid stickers.
dilligaf- do i look like i give a
f--k
snafu- situation normal all f--ked
up
0 to bich in 2 seconds
i'm not a bich i'm the bich
the older i get the faster i was
and my personal favorite,
i miss my ex but my aim's improving moses

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

I love this blog, you all had some really good ones!

I love this blog, you all had some really good ones!

Quoting chop821:

Patch I bought a friend of mine.
I'M NOT F&^%KIN STUPID.BUT I USE TO

Patch I bought a friend of mine.
I'M NOT F&^%KIN STUPID.BUT I USE TO

Quoting SUMTOY:

Avoid hang overs wear a bra.

Avoid hang overs wear a bra.

Quoting chop821:

1 IF LIFE WAS FAIR,BRA'S WOULD ONLY
COME IN ONE SIZE.
2 GOD CREATED MAN.SAM COLT MADE THEM EQUAL. GOD CREATED WOMAN SILICONE MADE THEM EQUAL.

1 IF LIFE WAS FAIR,BRA'S WOULD ONLY
COME IN ONE SIZE.
2 GOD CREATED MAN.SAM COLT MADE THEM EQUAL. GOD CREATED WOMAN SILICONE MADE THEM EQUAL.

Quoting queenbee12:

The helmet sticker I want says "I wouldn't 'fork' you for practice"

The helmet sticker I want says "I wouldn't 'fork' you for practice"

Quoting boots47:

You forgot my personal favorite:

A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND

You forgot my personal favorite:

A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND

Quoting sweetlolababy:

If your d*ck was as big as your mouth,I might be impressed!

If your d*ck was as big as your mouth,I might be impressed!