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leah_dina45
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Posted on Tue, Aug 15, 2006 21:53

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! > Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. > >The results: > >Drink: Beer >Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. >Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. > > >Drink: Blender Drinks >Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. >Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. > > >Drink: Mixed Drinks >Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. >Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink................. > > >Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) >Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. >Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. > > >Drink: White Zinfandel >Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. >Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. > > >Drink: Shots >Personality: Likes to hang with boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked. >Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! > > >Drink: Tequila >No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. > > THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: > > >Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. > > >Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. > > >Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. > > >Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. > > >Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. > > >White Zinfandel: He's gay >


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Posted on Thu, Aug 17, 2006 17:01

I clicked over here because I was sipping a glass of Chianti. When I go out, I usually order Guinness. And I can hold my own in pool, too.


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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 20:25

Leah, Thats too funny! I'm into Yeager bombs ! So I guess they would say I'm an easy going Energizer Bunny looking to get a good BUZZ...lol


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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 18:01

AW Man Leah this was just great I loved it. Read it on my lunch break and just couldn't stop giggling.....thanks for the grins at lunch..... Be safe... Suz


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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 12:08

That was HILARIOUS!!! The girls at work will love it!


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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 11:28

I almost blew coffee out my nose laughing at this By the way, it is imported beer for me, and margeritas for BBQs when it is hot


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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 10:11

BACK IN MY DAYS OF DANCING & BARTENDING THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY ITS ALMOST TRUE TOO. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH


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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 08:16

DYNATHOM>>> My first thought, was a mixed drink. I like this one drink called an Adios..I think it is spelled that way. It is similar to a Long Island Ice Tea, but it is blue in color.. Very good drink, just can't drink more then one.. LOL Unless, you want to carry me home..LOL Teasing ;-) What is your choice of drink.. Duh? Like I didn't know.. BEER ;-) Isn't that every mans choice? ;-) Have a Great Day & Safe Ride.. Hugs, LEAH


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