Quoting leah_dina45:

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
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>The results:
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>Drink: Beer
>Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
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>Drink: Blender Drinks
>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
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>Drink: Mixed Drinks
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
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>Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
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>Drink: White Zinfandel
>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
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>Drink: Shots
>Personality: Likes to hang with boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk ... and naked.
>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
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>Drink: Tequila
>No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
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THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
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>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
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>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
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>Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
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>Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
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>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
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>White Zinfandel: He's gay
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Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
>
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
>
>The results:
>
>Drink: Beer
>Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>
>Drink: Blender Drinks
>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>
>Drink: Mixed Drinks
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
>
>
>Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
>
>
>Drink: White Zinfandel
>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
>
>
>Drink: Shots
>Personality: Likes to hang with boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk ... and naked.
>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
>Drink: Tequila
>No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
>
>
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
>
>
>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>
>Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
>
>
>Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
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>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
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>White Zinfandel: He's gay
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Quoting queenbee12:

I clicked over here because I was sipping a glass of Chianti.

When I go out, I usually order Guinness. And I can hold my own in pool, too.

I clicked over here because I was sipping a glass of Chianti.

When I go out, I usually order Guinness. And I can hold my own in pool, too.

Quoting suburbansweetheart:

Leah,
Thats too funny!
I'm into Yeager bombs !
So I guess they would say I'm an easy going Energizer Bunny looking to get a good BUZZ...lol

Leah,
Thats too funny!
I'm into Yeager bombs !
So I guess they would say I'm an easy going Energizer Bunny looking to get a good BUZZ...lol

Quoting BranwenCarryl:

AW Man Leah this was just great I loved it. Read it on my lunch break and just couldn't stop giggling.....thanks for the grins at lunch.....
Be safe...
Suz

AW Man Leah this was just great I loved it. Read it on my lunch break and just couldn't stop giggling.....thanks for the grins at lunch.....
Be safe...
Suz

Quoting sealust2:

That was HILARIOUS!!! The girls at work will love it!

That was HILARIOUS!!! The girls at work will love it!

Quoting Heretic:

I almost blew coffee out my nose laughing at this

By the way, it is imported beer for me, and margeritas for BBQs when it is hot

I almost blew coffee out my nose laughing at this

By the way, it is imported beer for me, and margeritas for BBQs when it is hot

Quoting MAGGEE2000:

BACK IN MY DAYS OF DANCING & BARTENDING THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY ITS ALMOST TRUE TOO. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

BACK IN MY DAYS OF DANCING & BARTENDING THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY ITS ALMOST TRUE TOO. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

Quoting leah_dina45:

DYNATHOM>>> My first thought, was a mixed drink. I like this one drink called an Adios..I think it is spelled that way. It is similar to a Long Island Ice Tea, but it is blue in color.. Very good drink, just can't drink more then one.. LOL Unless, you want to carry me home..LOL Teasing ;-)

What is your choice of drink.. Duh? Like I didn't know.. BEER ;-)
Isn't that every mans choice? ;-)

Have a Great Day & Safe Ride..
Hugs, LEAH

DYNATHOM>>> My first thought, was a mixed drink. I like this one drink called an Adios..I think it is spelled that way. It is similar to a Long Island Ice Tea, but it is blue in color.. Very good drink, just can't drink more then one.. LOL Unless, you want to carry me home..LOL Teasing ;-)

What is your choice of drink.. Duh? Like I didn't know.. BEER ;-)
Isn't that every mans choice? ;-)

Have a Great Day & Safe Ride..
Hugs, LEAH