Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least...my personal favorite
13. Thongs and Depends
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
HI MANEATER>>> Yes, I did... LOL I wish, there would have been a way to add it to the blog.. LOL But I still, thought it was funny.. Thanks for enjoying them.. Nice to be able to let, our hair down..so to speak, and add some funnies once in awhile.. Especially, when we can joke about ourselves.. ever so often. ;-)
I need to ask something...lol What does your handle mean? ;-) I have read, a lot of your blogs, and comments.. I like your insight about things, and how well you express yourself.. I just find the title of your name amusing. Since, I don't know you personally, I'm sure it means something completely different then what it is actually written. Inquiring minds ..wants to know!
Thanks again.. Hugs, Leah
HI MANEATER>>> Yes, I did... LOL I wish, there would have been a way to add it to the blog.. LOL But I still, thought it was funny.. Thanks for enjoying them.. Nice to be able to let, our hair down..so to speak, and add some funnies once in awhile.. Especially, when we can joke about ourselves.. ever so often. ;-)
I need to ask something...lol What does your handle mean? ;-) I have read, a lot of your blogs, and comments.. I like your insight about things, and how well you express yourself.. I just find the title of your name amusing. Since, I don't know you personally, I'm sure it means something completely different then what it is actually written. Inquiring minds ..wants to know!
Leah...Very d***ed funny! I have seen too many occurances of your list to mention but I MAY be a new item on your list. How about balding and gray with a pony tail...that would be me NOW!I got your wink and none of the standard wink responses fit and I haven't rejoined yet, so forgive the delayed response.
Leah...Very d***ed funny! I have seen too many occurances of your list to mention but I MAY be a new item on your list. How about balding and gray with a pony tail...that would be me NOW!I got your wink and none of the standard wink responses fit and I haven't rejoined yet, so forgive the delayed response.
mick2003 >>> I agree being NUDE is fantastic..;-) Just think, what you are doing for this country by not wearing clothes..LOL Conserving water, electricity, and using just a overnight bag for traveling..LOL I only, wash clothes once every 3 weeks.. Because, I don't have many clothes that are dirty.. LOL
It works both ways for men too.. LOL Hugs, Leah
mick2003 >>> I agree being NUDE is fantastic..;-) Just think, what you are doing for this country by not wearing clothes..LOL Conserving water, electricity, and using just a overnight bag for traveling..LOL I only, wash clothes once every 3 weeks.. Because, I don't have many clothes that are dirty.. LOL
BADMAN I DONE TOLD YOU AND BOBBY TO STAY OUTTA MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER NOW LOOK WHAT YA DONE THONGS BELONG TO WOMEN WHO DON;T DEPEND ON DEPENDS ,AND BOBBY WHERE DID YOU GET THE NOSE RING FROM????????MICK DID WHAT?????????????GOOD GRIEF WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NOW ...BOY WHEN THE GIRLS FIND OUT ABOUT THE THONGS YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO WANT TO GROPE YOU GUYS JUST TO SEE IF I AM TELLING A TALL TALE
BADMAN I DONE TOLD YOU AND BOBBY TO STAY OUTTA MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER NOW LOOK WHAT YA DONE THONGS BELONG TO WOMEN WHO DON;T DEPEND ON DEPENDS ,AND BOBBY WHERE DID YOU GET THE NOSE RING FROM????????MICK DID WHAT?????????????GOOD GRIEF WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NOW ...BOY WHEN THE GIRLS FIND OUT ABOUT THE THONGS YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO WANT TO GROPE YOU GUYS JUST TO SEE IF I AM TELLING A TALL TALE
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