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Posted on Thu, Aug 10, 2006 12:27

SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least...my personal favorite 13. Thongs and Depends


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Posted on Mon, Aug 21, 2006 06:53

4 inch spike heel boots and 2 bad knees while walking thru a huge flea market in PA. Ouch!


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Posted on Fri, Aug 18, 2006 10:33

i have gull blader scar i will remember that lol great list


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Posted on Sun, Aug 13, 2006 11:34

HI MANEATER>>> Yes, I did... LOL I wish, there would have been a way to add it to the blog.. LOL But I still, thought it was funny.. Thanks for enjoying them.. Nice to be able to let, our hair down..so to speak, and add some funnies once in awhile.. Especially, when we can joke about ourselves.. ever so often. ;-) I need to ask something...lol What does your handle mean? ;-) I have read, a lot of your blogs, and comments.. I like your insight about things, and how well you express yourself.. I just find the title of your name amusing. Since, I don't know you personally, I'm sure it means something completely different then what it is actually written. Inquiring minds ..wants to know! Thanks again.. Hugs, Leah


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Posted on Sat, Aug 12, 2006 11:04

Leah...Very d***ed funny! I have seen too many occurances of your list to mention but I MAY be a new item on your list. How about balding and gray with a pony tail...that would be me NOW!I got your wink and none of the standard wink responses fit and I haven't rejoined yet, so forgive the delayed response.


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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 21:36

Leah, That's way too funny! Stiletto's and corns Tube tops and support bras Bell bottoms and Velcro shoes


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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 15:18

mick2003 >>> I agree being NUDE is fantastic..;-) Just think, what you are doing for this country by not wearing clothes..LOL Conserving water, electricity, and using just a overnight bag for traveling..LOL I only, wash clothes once every 3 weeks.. Because, I don't have many clothes that are dirty.. LOL It works both ways for men too.. LOL Hugs, Leah


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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 13:43

BADMAN I DONE TOLD YOU AND BOBBY TO STAY OUTTA MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER NOW LOOK WHAT YA DONE THONGS BELONG TO WOMEN WHO DON;T DEPEND ON DEPENDS ,AND BOBBY WHERE DID YOU GET THE NOSE RING FROM????????MICK DID WHAT?????????????GOOD GRIEF WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NOW ...BOY WHEN THE GIRLS FIND OUT ABOUT THE THONGS YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO WANT TO GROPE YOU GUYS JUST TO SEE IF I AM TELLING A TALL TALE


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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 13:02

I didn't see black knee-high socks and sandals on the list, so I will go tell Dad he is still good to go. Mom's going to have to get a whole new wardrobe, however.


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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 12:52

that is great still lol rofl


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