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james77075
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Posted on Tue, Jan 27, 2009 18:51

..this was sent to me today...thought it would be a good laugh...;p

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Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic
> Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I
> will explain using the Q and A format:
>
> "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
> "A. It is money that the federal government will
> send to taxpayers.
>
> "Q. Where will the government get this money?
> "A. From taxpayers.
>
> "Q. So the government is giving me back my own
> money?
> "A. No, they are borrowing it from China . You
> children are expected to repay the Chinese.
>
> "Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
> "A. The plan is that you will use the money to
> purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the
> economy.
>
> "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of
> China ?
> "A. Shut up."
>
>
> Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US
> economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
>
> If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will
> go to China .
>
> If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez,
> the Arabs and Al Queda
>
> If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan .
>
> If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
> Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
>
> If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea .
>
> If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
>
> If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in
> Afghanistan
>
> If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to
> Nigeria .
>
> And none of it will help the American economy.
>
> We need to keep that money here in America . You can
> keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales,
> going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer
> (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only
> businesses still in the US.



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irishpatti
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Posted on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 19:55

Hello James happy Valentine's day, Hugs Out, irishpatti


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irishpatti
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Posted on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 19:55

Quoting: Originally posted by windonheather
Unfortunately we have outsourced so much of our resources we are no longer the "American Dream"


Hello Windonheather! Happy Valentine's Day, Hugs Out, irishpatti


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windonheather
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Posted on Wed, Feb 04, 2009 18:48

Unfortunately we have outsourced so much of our resources we are no longer the "American Dream"


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hdlady47
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Posted on Fri, Jan 30, 2009 15:30

LOL, hmmm didn't get last one, ex did, does that mean I get this one??



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Junie2006
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Posted on Fri, Jan 30, 2009 15:14

No different from before the Crunch. Most of America's assets and resources have been owned in the majority by foreign interests for years. Why don't people follow the real politica and economics below the surface instead of believing the cartoon carpers of the sell and adverts. Good luck. Need to stand on solid ground - and that is the Truth. PS: Anyone want to BK pyramid project? Still got my fridge magnets.


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DynaThom
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Posted on Thu, Jan 29, 2009 08:30

Dang.¿ You line up all the stuff I've swore off of I guess I'm going to get a lot of tattoos.

(Yeah Right :^)



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