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61PanRider
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Posted on Thu, Dec 11, 2008 14:18

TWO TREES AND A WOODPECKER It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, & replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is' however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."


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Posted on Wed, Dec 02, 2009 11:13

¿Omg that was so funny I laughed¿so hard. And I am still smiling.:)


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Pacific Canadian indian now lives in texas Widowed for two years. Life has many changes Life is a journey. Dove Eagle Jennifer

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Posted on Sun, Dec 21, 2008 19:03

Quoting: Originally posted by 61PanRider Now you know where you're concerned I'm all ears - I just need to figure out how to keep you from using them as handlebars and yelling "make motor sounds" ;- )

Pan....you will never make me stop making those "motor sounds"!!! But if you can show me how to do it without slobbering all over...that would be great!!!....You know why God gave men ears!!! Okay...not going there!! lol


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Posted on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 14:25

Quoting: Originally posted by maneater Honey......we need to talk!! lol

Now you know where you're concerned I'm all ears - I just need to figure out how to keep you from using them as handlebars and yelling "make motor sounds" ;- )


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Posted on Sun, Dec 14, 2008 20:58

LMAO Manny you best talk to him he definitely needs someone to It is cute though


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Posted on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 14:47

Honey......we need to talk!! lol


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