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Posted on Sun, Nov 30, 2008 11:14

This was sent to me by a friend enjoy Joys of grading (from a Teacher) Children write about the sea: 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.(Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8) 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7) Start each day with a smile.... then pass it on!!!!!


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Posted on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 12:06

CUTE!!! No9 struck a cord. i did once right in my school daily diary. "Got more important things in my life than writing this crap. Why don't teachers talk about real things and help us sort out Mum and Dad." age 8. I wonder how many children don't talk or write about what they would really like or need to talk about. and how many need to? Why do adults and teachers treat as children. We are not. We do see things. Think its the adults who can't talk. Even wrote when my teacher came back "Mrs Eckersleys back BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Wish she'd go off sick again. aged 9 Knowing she would read it. Sorry but she was rubbish. Like a fairy Queen on Acid. All flower arranging and sticking colored tissue paper on posters instead of doing maths which I needed. I want to do maths. i do. I really do....I want to do algebra and trigonometry and decimils and differential calculus. OK. I was a sick kid. Keep your felt tips and raffia well away from me. JunieXXX Kids r Cute


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Posted on Mon, Dec 01, 2008 06:13

Thank you for the smile(s)!!!! DT


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