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Posted on Sat, Oct 25, 2008 04:09 PM

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New York, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The New York contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such high figure? The New York contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence. "Done!" replies the government official.


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Posted on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 03:03 PM

Very funny!!!!


Well behaved women rarely make history!

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Posted on Mon, Oct 27, 2008 05:31 AM

LMAO


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