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leah_dina45
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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 10:22

NEW BARBIE DOLLS Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition O.C. dolls for the Southern California market: Irvine Barbie This princess Barbie is only sold at The Irvine Spectrum. She comes with an assortment of Louis Vuitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a toy dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version. Orange Barbie This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and white silouette stickers of family members on the rear window. Known as a "soccer mom" she gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Has PTA membership and comes with Tupperware accessories. Cell phone sold separately. Garden Grove Barbie In addition to perfect English, this Barbie also speaks fluent Japanese, Chinese, Mandarin and Tagalog. Comes with her own street-racing import car, complete with Japanese animation decals. Large collection of video games sold separately. Careers or homes for this Barbie are not available, because she will stay with her parents until they die. If you purchase a Ken doll, he must move into her family's home and wait for their inheritance. Buena Park Barbie This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Tustin Ranch Barbie This yuppie Blond Barbie comes with your choice of a convertible Mercedes AMG55 or a Cadillac Escalade. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and Curves membership. Comes also with Giorgio Armani fragrance, Gucci bag and Kate Spade sunglasses. Additional options for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. (You won't be able to afford any of them). Yorba Linda Barbie This brunette Barbie is the sister to Tustin Ranch Barbie and comes with or without highlights. She comes with a BMW convertible or Hummer H2, Kenneth Cole Sunglasses, a Country Club Membership, and a Pier 1 credit line. Options for Yorba Linda Barbie are the Shiseido makeup kit; the Bulgari jewelry set, or the Prada shoe collection. Yorba Linda Barbie has optional yuppie Ken doll complete with Corvette, hair gel and Rolex watch. Newport Beach Barbie This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a Yves Saint Laurent leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription and monthly alimony checks are included. This Barbie is only sold in Fashion Island. Laguna Beach Barbie This doll comes complete with craft set. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow."She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Laguna Beach Barbie's, you get a rainbow flag sticker free. Long Beach Barbie This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and a bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of an infant. Huntington Beach Barbie This very tan Barbie comes with string bikini, wet suit, 3 friendship bracelets and surfboard. An MP3 player, Blockbuster video membership, pair of Vans and a beach cruiser are also included. Optional is her Lifeguard Yellow Ford Ranger with board rack (free KROQ sticker included!) Spicolli Ken can be purchased separately and comes with Hawaiian shirt and board shorts. Rancho Santa Margarita Barbie She 's perfect in every way. Her home is perfect. Her family is perfect. Comes with a part time job to earn her own spending money and a bible for church on Sundays. Also has a pre-assigned carpool day. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or biking or something... Santa Ana Barbie This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a meat-packer's uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for Santa Ana Barbie or Ken. OUT OF TOWN BARBIES: Fontana Barbie This pale model comes dressed in low rise Levi's, a NASCAR shirt, and a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. A mobile home is also available. Norco Barbie This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with her own horse and dog! Her ensemble includes pair of Wrangler jeans (2 sizes too small), straw hat, fake rhinestone belt and belt buckle bought from the local pawn shop. Purchase her pick-up truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free! Hemet Barbie This aging Barbie is best kept indoors. She comes complete with wire grocery stroller, Omni Trans bus pass, food stamps, coupon book and sewing machine. Optional mobile home comes with choice of colored rock and various cactus varieties. West Hollywood Barbie/Ken This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts!


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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 20:52

This site seems to be lacking, no comment from you Leah, and two comments from yesterday on the blogs here from me are not showing up, but there is a hint in my prof that could help you.


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Posted on Thu, Aug 03, 2006 08:11

REX HI.. Since I am not a paid member, I have no way of contacting you. Other then the blogs..sigh! However, I left you a message on your profile, under options.. where it says, to post your comment about this member. Hope you understand, what I wrote? Check it out!! Loma Linda is not that far, from me..I know exactly where that is. It is very pretty in Redlands, I use to go dancing out there. At a place called Rockin-Robin, boy was that a fun place. Sure miss it.. ;-) Hope we can meet, that would be great!! Your lucky, to be going to Sturgis..OMG!! I bet, that is very exciting.. I am very envious of you.. ;-) Have fun!! Hugs LEAH


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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 23:44

Having a hard time replying here? See if this works?


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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 23:40

Hi Leah, Two days on here and the blogs are all so good from you. Of course I don't read the blogs very often though. I should be in your neck of the woods on the 24th (I go to Loma Linda often), providing I come back from Sturgis and also if I don't get stuck in a meeting (bored meeting). Read my profile and send me something. Rex


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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 23:37

Hey Leah, It's been a great two days, and I don't read blogs often, but yours are very good. Which is why I thought you may have done it off hand yourself. I may be down in your neck of the woods on the 24th, providing I come back from Sturgis. And also if I can get out of a meeting (bored meeting). I go to Loma Linda often so I'll be there again. I'm 150 miles north of you. Read my profile and send me something?


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 23:11

HARLEYREX>>>I write well, but I am, not that good.. I copied, cut and paste it here.. ;-) It was sent to me, and I thought it was amusing. It made me laugh.. I just wanted to share with all of you. Laughter is really good medicine.. Everyone should try, and have a better outlook on life.. I am, one of those lucky ones.. that has a UPBEAT personality. Infact, when I was working.. I would always start my day wishing everyone a good morning.. One co-worker said to me.. Why I was so happy, every day.. I looked them in the eye, and said.. I take a happy pill.. LOL Of course, that was a FIB.. I don't take any meds.. I just wanted to see there reaction.. There EYES got so BIG..LOL It was very funny.. LOL I am glad, you could relate to those dolls.. I am sure, your referring to some of the women in that area..right? ha ha ha!! Thanks for commenting on the joke.. I appreciate that..;-) Only been on this site for 2 days.. ;-) ... Thanks again.. LEAH


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 21:50

You gotta love being in SoCal. Having lived in OC for a couple years, I think I understand all of these. Though San Diego was always home (and still is to a degree). Did you cut and paste or was this off hand by you Leah?


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 16:22

THANK YOU!!!! I have not laughed that much in years!!!!! This FL gal loved it great descriptions and style!.....you're GREAT!!! Thanks again!


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 09:37

BOOTS47>>>Hi Buckeye! I was born in Cleveland.. but moved to So. California in 1959. Glad, you enjoyed the joke.. I thought, it was very creative and wanted to share it with everyone. I saw your profile obviously.. lol Which brings up this question, about the cycle in your profile...That is yours right? I love being a passenger on a guys bike..I just don't feel confident enough for me to ride solo. I do have a fear of riding alone on a cycle. I hear, that the bikes now, especially Harleys are making them a lot smaller and lighter in weight for women..is that correct? I take it, that you enjoy riding solo? When I was a kid, I got hurt on my own bicycle..It was a bad accident.. and that was with pedal power..lol To this day, I don't even like to ride bicycles because of that terrible accident on a bike. I feel, that having a engine under me..would be a lot worse. That is one BIG reason, why I am stearing to TRIKES.. I know, I would feel a lot better on that, then riding solo on a cycle. My way, of thinking is what makes me feel comfortable.. I wouldn't feel comfortable on a motorcyle. Unless, I am with a guy on his bike.. ;-) Thanks again for commenting on my joke..and that you enjoyed it.. LEAH


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 09:13

Treasure_Treas_T >>>> That is really funny what you said..ha ha ha!! I never realized, Anaheim was not mentioned.. You could always add that one to your list.. if you want to. ;-) I think, what you said deserves to be added to the list.. go for it!! Thanks, Leah


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 07:17

Too funny! That may have been intended for California residents only but I am sure that all across the country you can find examples of those same types. I can think of several 'burbs in my midwest area that harbor those Barbie types right now. Lordy! I used to be the soccer mom Barbie and I still have trouble with directions-even after I found my way out of that life!


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 06:37

ROTFLMFAO!!! That is sooo true Dina! Hey... you forgot Anaheim Barbie with her season tickets to the Angels, Ducks and year round pass to Disneyland. Of course she is probably having an affair with Mickey and Donald.......


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