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Posted on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 18:42

I got this email thought it was funny as hell I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Wal-Mart and was standing in line at the check-out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food

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Posted on Thu, Aug 07, 2008 19:59

Hahaha,you wish!


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Posted on Sat, Aug 02, 2008 12:20

LOLOL


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Posted on Wed, Jul 30, 2008 05:44

ROFLMFAO!!!! Now that was a good 1.


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