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Posted on Thu, Jul 03, 2008 21:50

Will I Be 80? I recently turned 60, and after moving to another city, had to find a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I will live to be 80?' He asked: 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.' 'Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?' I said, 'No, I usually stay home and keep to myself.' 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' He looked at me and said, 'Then why do you give a shit?'


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Posted on Sat, Jul 05, 2008 04:07

Heehee!!Gd 1


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