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Posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2008 15:14

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks", the biker said, and out the door he went. But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."


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Posted on Mon, Jun 23, 2008 08:36

Why thank-you hunny. You are looking good yourself. How have you been doing?


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Posted on Thu, Jun 19, 2008 18:41

Quoting: Originally posted by milfmom LOL You are always good at posting something to make me smile. Thank you!! Hope you have a great day!

Thank you!


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Posted on Thu, Jun 19, 2008 18:39

Quoting: Originally posted by Rose1968Shah lol

Hey Rose! Hi! You are looking sexy and beautiful!


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Posted on Thu, Jun 19, 2008 15:34

lol


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Posted on Wed, Jun 18, 2008 07:46

LOL You are always good at posting something to make me smile. Thank you!! Hope you have a great day!


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Posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2008 17:27

lol!Funny.


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Posted on Sun, Jun 15, 2008 16:44

LOL


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