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Posted on Thu, May 08, 2008 09:28

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN. ' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' - She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.' 7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' - She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED' 8. She does not have ' BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.' 9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 10. She is not a 'TRAMP' - She is 'SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.' 11. She does not have 'MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS' - She is 'PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.' 12 She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not hav e a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He is not a 'CRADLE ROBBER' - He prefers 'GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.' 6. He does not get 'FALLING-DOWN DRUNK' - He becomes 'ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.' 7. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' 8 He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has 'SWINE EMPATHY.' 9. He is not afraid of 'COMMITMENT' - He is 'RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.' 10. He is not 'HORNY' - He is 'SEXUALLY FOCUSED.' 11. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE ' Please use your best judgment when referring to these people, so as to make it more comfortable for the rest of us.


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Posted on Mon, May 12, 2008 05:14

Quoting: Originally posted by teebis and I believe you mean my "rear cleavage"..........lol

OH now I have to be politically correct....I have a feeling Im not going to so so well!


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Posted on Sun, May 11, 2008 10:45

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Im mad at you! Had to find another ass to follow to MI next week..not that your an ass lol..but I think yours would have been much better to look at then the new one!

and I believe you mean my "rear cleavage"..........lol


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Posted on Sat, May 10, 2008 03:41

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Im mad at you! Had to find another ass to follow to MI next week..not that your an ass lol..but I think yours would have been much better to look at then the new one!

sorry bout that........hope the "new one" doesn't read blogs...........lol


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Posted on Fri, May 09, 2008 07:59

Im mad at you! Had to find another ass to follow to MI next week..not that your an ass lol..but I think yours would have been much better to look at then the new one!


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Posted on Fri, May 09, 2008 04:42

What is Political Correctness is what was just common curtesy and consideration. Don't do or say anything which may cause another offence. But don't be such a stiff shirt you don't say anything. I am not a trollop I'm just vertically challenged.


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Posted on Thu, May 08, 2008 19:12

Not evil. Angelically challenged. Not crazy. Just a little unwell. Sexy new photo,Tebis. (o :


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