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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 09:34

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he asks solemnly. The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just thinking how caring and sensitive her husband is. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that, too" she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today."


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 23:39

omg...tooooooo funny...Good one....lmao


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 13:37

LOLOLOL!! Then again, she would have had an extra 20 years of freedom!!!!


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 11:34

LMAO..better watch it or ppl who are divorced will take offense to this and put up another blog and block us lol


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 11:27

lmao!! Good one Patti!


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 10:40

LMFAO...it's funny you should post this today Love....I got Married for the First and only time in Vegas 21 year's ago today...I was almost 27 She was Barely 21 and 3 month's along with our first baby....and here i was just Pokin fun and her and God took Me serious.....But I got out after 15 for good Behavior.....21 year's ago today? WTF happened to all those year's? I wish i still had the body i had back then... 6'4 and 285 pound's of Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal and i wish she still had her's and we could have that HoneyMoon again too....Spring's comin i must be gettin itchy?..Lol...My God She was Gorgous and man what an Ass :) but that's all good We are Now best friend's When she Dont get on my Freakin nerves....But She's The Baby'sMomma and i gotta Love her atleast for that....But i must say at this Time in my Life I Manned Up back then.... BUT....FREEDOM IS FUCKIN PRICELESS...Damn now im gonna hafta Call her....Thank's for Memorie's... sa dooo be doo be doom ~ sa doo be dooo be Doom..No Im gonna go Rub on that Roadking I proubly wouldnt have if i was still Married... To her Anyway's :)


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